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    Better late than never Evilchap's Avatar
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    Sayings... as useful as...

    I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.

    Anybody have any good ones?

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    I use "its like pissing against the wind"....A lot

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    chocolate teapot

    John BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnetttttt changing rear brake pads on a S14

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    as useful as a very useful/unuseful thing

    is what i use

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    Tits on a fish?

    Wheels on a tomato?

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    Quote Originally Posted by --Lorien-- View Post
    Wheels on a tomato?
    That'd be ace, you could have lunchtime races

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    A one legged man in an arse kicking competition

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    .... brains in a blonde

    .... irishman in a maths competition

    .... underwater hairdryer

    .... inflatable darts board

    .... solar powered torch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam D View Post
    A one legged man in an arse kicking competition
    Good one, like that
    Quote Originally Posted by Daz View Post
    Jules speaks the truth

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    a chocolate teapot

    bit of a variation on the chocolate fireguard one

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    ... a dipstick on a DC9.

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    about as usefull as an ashtray on a motor bike

    about as usefull as tits on a nun (From my girlfriends dad, whos a Vicar !)

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    useless as

    tits on a bull
    a midget in basketball
    condom in a convent

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    .... oxygen in a can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teggers View Post
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    as useful as reposting what someone said 3 posts ago ?

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    as a wooden frying pan

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    ... as a hippo in a thunder storm

    Jut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny View Post
    as useful as reposting what someone said 3 posts ago ?
    Yup It was so good I had to re-state it.

    Either that or I'll admit I didn't read the whole thing through properly

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