I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.
Anybody have any good ones?
I use "its like pissing against the wind"....A lot
John BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnetttttt changing rear brake pads on a S14
as useful as a very useful/unuseful thing
is what i use
A one legged man in an arse kicking competition
.... brains in a blonde
.... irishman in a maths competition
.... underwater hairdryer
.... inflatable darts board
.... solar powered torch
and he said I'm an emo!!!
a chocolate teapot
bit of a variation on the chocolate fireguard one
... a dipstick on a DC9.
about as usefull as an ashtray on a motor bike
about as usefull as tits on a nun (From my girlfriends dad, whos a Vicar !)
tits on a bull
a midget in basketball
condom in a convent
... as a hippo in a thunder storm