Anyone been watching this?
http://www.channel5.com/shows/classic-car-rescue
Cockney 'geezer' Bernie Fineman and some other slightly less annoying bloke 'restore' classic cars for a pittance of a budget. An impossibly small budget that obviously isn't real (£200 for restoring an MGB, including two new front wings, rear quarters, a full bare metal respray, what appeared to be new tyres too, new carbs etc etc). With some visits to some mythical scrapyards ("got any bits for an e-type?" "Oh yeah, there's a box full of bits over there, you can have it all for 50p"). Add in lots of staged arguments (eg. rear axle falling off on the ramps, curiously with propshaft, brake lines and handbrakes disconnected, and spring eyes chopped off), swearing, cockney banter ("I used to be the mechanic for the Krays") and you have an hours worth of cringing that would make Brewer want to up his game...