I may actually ban you for that comment.
I may actually ban you for that comment.
1998 Nissan 200sx s14a , 2000 std 5 speed with nismo supercoppermix clutch bn6 Sapphire Blue
honda jazz's.....opinions?
crap, awful, would prefer to drive a hearse, in fact i suspect a chunk of typical owners go from the jazz to a hearse too
i'm fairly judegmental towards turds like this but I am also really grateful they exsist because they make my 200 look AMAZING!!!
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He's not wrong...Originally Posted by Mark
Did you really just ask about buying a Jizz
SXOC stoops to all time new low
GrahamB's head will explode
And if you havent grasped whats going on here, this is what we are actually discussing.......
FFS
As Mark states, NO ONE calls it a Jazz it's a fcuking Jizz
Secondly it comes in THAT colour
Thirdly, shut the door on your way out
I'm going to sit in the corner of a darkened room, I'm not feeling very well at all
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I saw a brown one parked up here a lot a wee while ago.
Looks like a turd, smells like a turd..... ect.
Lol @ Graham
I know somebody with one who's had it from new.
They're apparently known for leaking, and I think there was a recall on the window switches being dodgy and dropping the windows by themselves when parked up.
He likes it though, it costs him £0 to live with and run, and doesn't go wrong.
As a means to an end, to help with affording a proper car, they're probably not a bad, if utterly soul destroying option.
Ben you need new friends.
1998 Nissan 200sx s14a , 2000 std 5 speed with nismo supercoppermix clutch bn6 Sapphire Blue
[QUOTE=Mark;6766505]Did you really just ask about buying a Jizz
SXOC stoops to all time new low
GrahamB's head will explode
And if you havent grasped whats going on here, this is what we are actually discussing.......
FFS
Quick n Shit
when it's free imo you would be mad to pass it by,not the be all and end all of cars,but for what they are made to do they do it well
so...to clarify
people's opinions of a jazz are.
I'm going to get banned from the forums, piss myself regularly whilst driving one, and go straight to hell when I die?
doesn't sound too bad tbf....
Bored ? Depressed ?
Given up on life ?
Lost control of your bladder and bowels ?
You still don't deserve a Honda Jazz.
Nothing says LOSER like a Honda Jazz.
....and if you ever...... EVER come to an SXOC meet in it, I will personally take a baseball bat to it, then you, then your Mum for not bringing you up right !
just get the thing and don't announce it on here,you could do a lot worse for a cheap runaround car, or pass the details on to me and I'll have it
Er, no you couldnt
The fact they are giving it away says a lot
This thread is pointless to be fair, if someone offers you something for free, what is the point of asking for opinions about it? If it goes wrong it's hardly the end of the world. It's whether you would be seen driving itthat should have been the thread title, would you be seen driving a Honda jizz?, would you park a Honda jizz outside you house ? That could have been a thread title.
If it's free then you can't knock that, well unless it needs literally every service item doing, but even then it's not a bad deal.
If its free i would get it, full valet to remove the stale piss smells and stains then a full exterior touch up and polish to remove all the scuff and marks caused by the fossil who drove it.
Then sell it to another fossil and buy a car with at least a small amount of "zing"... even an Audi would be better than this for driving enjoyment and thats saying something.
Its probably going to need a clutch
there is not enough internets to list ALL the cars that are worse than a jazz and I think you know how long that list would be reallyEr, no you couldnt
The fact they are giving it away says a lot
What Andy says, Jazz is one of the best cheap cars for reliablity.
Errr, not sure about that, friend of mine fcuked the bottom end on his ex gfs Jazz.
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