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    Tit Cricket - what are the rules?

    OK, total bollocks thread: We're having an argument at work about what the rules for tit cricket are. Can any body help? There will be drinks to be won on payday so we have to get the rule right.

    Obviously I can't look for this on google from work...

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    An interesting game - Explain pls

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    Originally posted by 2 black lines
    An interesting game - Explain pls
    You score "runs" for touching breasts. The more blatant you are the more runs you get, I'm just not sure how the scoring works.

    Apparently a slap in the face from the lady means you're out

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    PMSL

    Presumably its with friends and co workers rather than random members of the public?

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    Originally posted by JonnyBoy
    PMSL

    Presumably its with friends and co workers rather than random members of the public?
    depends how drunk you are

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    PMSL, I wouldn't stand a chance - women slap me just for looking

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    would have thought more apt title "sexual harassment"

    how do you get bowled out

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    not many results in goggle

    did find

    RULES:
    1:Pull
    2:Serious underclothes grope of female mammalry glands
    3:You give her action
    4:She gives you action
    6:The act of love-making
    Out:Slap


    hope this helps

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    Originally posted by Grim Turbo2
    not many results in goggle

    did find

    RULES:
    1:Pull
    2:Serious underclothes grope of female mammalry glands
    3:You give her action
    4:She gives you action
    6:The act of love-making
    Out:Slap


    hope this helps
    Bloody hell, that's a bit frigging serious. No high scores for Muppet I think

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    Originally posted by Feisty Red Head
    would have thought more apt title "sexual harassment"

    how do you get bowled out
    You have a good point, which unfortunately won't be one I can remember when drunk. Damn that tequila.
    Don't worry - I'm a looooong way away from you.

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    Got a reply on another forum which seems a bit more playable (though still technically sexual harassment)...

    1 for a brush
    2 for a stroke
    4 for a handful
    6 for 2 handfulls
    If you can get a hand around each, and your head between em, its worth a half-century.
    A slap means you're out.

    Obviously I find this sort of behaviour disgusting and I sincerely implore you not to intimidate or degrade women in this way.

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    Got a reply on yet another forum...

    1 for a brush
    2 for a stroke
    4 for a high handful
    6 for a low handful (Koala)
    A slap means you're out.

    A national championship would sort out all these regional differences.

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