I'm not sure what the beef is with the Juke TBH. Love or hate the looks, at least it's not another generic euro-crossover which without the badge you wouldn't recognise.

Edds had a diesel one for ~5 years and 100k ish. It was never back in the dealers. It happily returned 50+mpg even with his heavy feet. The boot ain't massive but it's bigger in the back seats than most of its class and it was comfortable, reasonably well built, cheap, not a bad steer.

The X-Trail however - my god, a week with one of those things I wanted to drown it in a Loch.....with me inside it. Still scarred.