Just wondering about the old guard (people on here for 10 years+)

[Asht_200]

Everyone is looking at you like you are a cnut because you are driving a Porker.
It does matter how fast you are driving.
Only cnuts buy Porkers /FACT (Arry is no exception )

Expect to be judged

As everyone knows, I’m a Cnut but also an almost because I almost bought a Cayman

Actually I do have a Lego Technic 911, so I guess I sort of qualify for the Cnut club

What about *****... does he have a porker?


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[Sean-B]

Everyone is looking at you like you are a cnut because you are driving a Porker.
It does matter how fast you are driving.
Only cnuts buy Porkers /FACT (Arry is no exception )

Expect to be judged

Ouch.

[Asht_200]

It’s funny how people can be judged by the cars you drive

You’re a cad if you drive a Jag, a tosser if you drive BMW or Audi, chav if you have a small hot hatch


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[Sean-B]

It’s funny how people can be judged by the cars you drive

You’re a cad if you drive a Jag, a tosser if you drive BMW or Audi, chav if you have a small hot hatch


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God imagine what they must have thought of us yesterday then!

[Asht_200]

God imagine what they must have thought of us yesterday then!

Cad, cnuts and tosser

Edit: just realised that is a 350

What about Bentley and Rolls Royce drivers?


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[Jonny Wilkinson]

Ouch.

You almost redeem yourself by owning a beautiful 635 though

[Sean-B]

You almost redeem yourself by owning a beautiful 635 though

But then I have got a huge wing on my S14a so I know what I am haha

[Jonny Wilkinson]

As everyone knows, I’m a Cnut but also an almost because I almost bought a Cayman

Actually I do have a Lego Technic 911, so I guess I sort of qualify for the Cnut club

What about *****... does he have a porker?


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It's cause and effect, Ash.

Only a cnut would buy a Porker but not all cnuts own one.
The ones that don't are called "poor cnuts"

[Asht_200]

It's cause and effect, Ash.

Only a cnut would buy a Porker but not all cnuts own one.
The ones that don't are called "poor cnuts"

And what sir do you own?


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[Kazuya Mishima]

Jonny's an Italian bike cnut

[Kazuya Mishima]

It’s funny how people can be judged by the cars you drive

You’re a cad if you drive a Jag, a tosser if you drive BMW or Audi, chav if you have a small hot hatch


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Sold my S14a after 10 years of ownership. Kind of regret it now....but I still have a Nissan. Plus now I'm a Tosser Chav 1/2 Cnut based on the above rules

[Asht_200]

What are if you have a Mercedes?


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[Jonny Wilkinson]

And what sir do you own?


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I'm a cad with a Jag, a tw@t with a Impreza, a man with a van and a powerranger with an Aprilia, Suzuki and Honda.

[Asht_200]

I'm a cad with a Jag, a tw@t with a Impreza, a man with a van and a powerranger with an Aprilia, Suzuki and Honda.

I forgot about power rangers

We had this guy at work (Andy Oxby) loves himself,came into work one day in his red and white leathers and the HR Manager looked him up and down and said “what the **** do you think you look like? A ****ing power ranger?” - she broke her leg and I had to give her a home visit (another story)

Sorry for swearing, been chatting to North American’s, it’s frowned on if you swear there


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[Asht_200]

Jonny's an Italian bike cnut

Not a Cnut a power ranger


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[Asht_200]

Jonny Wilkinson

Chavs drive hot hatches

Actually you have a scooby so you could be put in that bunch.... hoody and baseball cap... but what about Subaru and evo drivers because they enjoy driving?


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