Clean Sapphire Blue and Bird Sh1t!

[CrazySx]

Why is it that every time my car is prestine clean the birds decide to have a field day sh1tting on it!!!

I had the car cleaned on Sunday. Today I noticed that there were a couple of splatter on the drivers rear quarter. "No big deal" I thought. That was until I saw the passengers side!! Roof, Passenger window and passenger door were fcuking covered!!!

No pictures for your entertainment I am afraid lol. Just finished cleaning it off.

There was another time where I had spent hours cleaning it. Went inside and a less than an hour later (no lie) the WHOLE bonnet and some of the windscreen were covered. It was like a flock of them did a group sh1t on the bonnet!!!

Am I just unlucky or is there an affinity to Sapphire Blue and Bird Sh1t?

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[Chriscooke]

Must have some properly rough women in your area if they keep crapping on your car.

[Sean-B]

I read a conspiracy theory that they mistake the blue of our immaculately polished BN6 for a body of water that they love to defecate in apparently.

[sideways14a]

Paint a picture of a pussy on the roof..



Thats a cat i mean...

[CrazySx]

I read a conspiracy theory that they mistake the blue of our immaculately polished BN6 for a body of water that they love to defecate in apparently.

Now that my friend.. makes a lot of sense!!! Lol

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[CrazySx]

Must have some properly rough women in your area if they keep crapping on your car.

If I catch them, I will have a can of red bull and return the favour hahahahhaa

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[CrazySx]

Paint a picture of a pussy on the roof..



Thats a cat i mean...

Oh don't get me started on pussy! I used to live in an area where my car was literally a pussy magnet. Fcking unexplained scratches everywhere

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[sideways14a]

No bird shit though.

[CrazySx]

No bird shit though.

Except that's where my bonnet incident happened lol!

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[Slip_n_slide]

You're not alone



But then a few days later at a friend's farm... karma struck




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[Chriscooke]

Bet that bird had a headache after that

[Slip_n_slide]

Bet that bird had a headache after that

I'm pretty sure it didn't get up again.


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[JuicyCarbonFX]

I'm experiencing exactly the same thing its tiresome lol
Id like to build a car port eventually.

[Chriscooke]

Mine barely leaves the garage this time of year so is avoiding this fate

[CrazySx]

You're not alone



But then a few days later at a friend's farm... karma struck




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Hahaha that's classic! Shame that bird imprint weren't on the bonnet. Thunderbird lol!

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[CrazySx]

I'm experiencing exactly the same thing its tiresome lol
Id like to build a car port eventually.

This I what I will be doing this year! However my Mrs don't want one. She says it will make the house look ugly!

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[CrazySx]

Mine barely leaves the garage this time of year so is avoiding this fate

If I still had a garage mine wouldn't either.

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