For reasons that I completely fail to grasp I'm on the mailing list for a site called Grassroots Motorsport in the states - Besides generally checking out the articles on the 24Hrs of Lemons for humour factor I just delete on receipt usually.
Today though I had a link to the following article turn up and though it too good not to share:
https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/articles/absolute-velocity/
Enjoy