Ex Girlfriends

[Asht_200]

Via the power of Facebook......

I've just got back in touch with an ex girlfriend who I haven't spoken to for 25 years

I've no idea how it will turn out, always had a soft spot for her.....

If you had the chance to get back in touch with a lost love, what would you say?

[karlosr33]

Ooo you're still alive LOL
A ex is a ex for a reason
NEXT

Or did she break it off with you ? That's a bit different
One thing I would say is, If you're doing well don't let her know
yet

good luck what ever you end up doing

[auz200sx]

Funny I was just thinking about this yesterday. If i knew she wasn't with anyone yes I would. I loved the stupid bitch so much. But then could I go through the pain if she walked away like she did the first time. I had never felt so cold in all my life and although i have come to terms with it i dont think ive actually ever truly got over her.

[R3K1355]

I would probably think:

At 20/21 your body was tight and you were fit as, but times ravaged you pretty bad.

[sideways14a]

I keep checking the weekly obituary column in my local paper hoping to see one of mine in it after being hit my a meteorite or something.

[R3K1355]

Check on facebook to see the rough face and saggy ass, far more amusing.

[Clint]

25 years is a long stretch. Depends on if she looks like a melted welly now I guess...

[karlosr33]

i would probably think:

At 20/21 your body was tight and you were fit as, but times ravaged you pretty bad.

i keep checking the weekly obituary column in my local paper hoping to see one of mine in it after being hit my a meteorite or something.

lmfao

[karlosr33]

25 years is a long stretch. Depends on if she looks like a melted welly now I guess...

I've been with mine misses on and off for 8 years
She hasn't got the best boat race, But there's much more to a relationship than looks alone

[docwra]

As a married man Id literally run the other way rather than take the chance, if I was a desperado like Ash Id be on it like a rat up a drainpipe.

Tasha has only ever met one of my ex girlfriends, I didnt know she could actually shoot lasers from her eyes before that

[R3K1355]

I've been with mine misses on and off for 8 years
She hasn't got the best boat race, But there's much more to a relationship than looks alone

Thats usually the reason for the breakup though.

She was hot, you were hot, just breathing in was excuse enough to shag.
Sooner or later you stopped and had a conversation, quickly realising the other person was a fool.

[arry]

As a married man Id literally run the other way rather than take the chance, if I was a desperado like Ash Id be on it like a rat up a drainpipe.

Tasha has only ever met one of my ex girlfriends, I didnt know she could actually shoot lasers from her eyes before that

I legged it away from my ex (the dirty porno bird) out of a coffee shop in Romford about a year ago. Heard the voice standing in line, all I needed to know it was her. Turned on my heels and got the absolute **** out of there.

[AdamRPS13]

Last time i saw my ex was when i went to the cinema with a few mates, the seats we'd reserved happened to be directly in front of her and the guy she cheated on me with, so naturally i sat somewhere else and hoped no one would come in and tell me i was in their seat lol.

[Rude Dog]

Dunno about ex girlfriends but there's an ex wife out there I don't even talk to anymore. I'd walk over a mile of lego with no shoes on to get as far away as possible from her!

[R3K1355]

I legged it away from my ex (the dirty porno bird) out of a coffee shop in Romford about a year ago. Heard the voice standing in line, all I needed to know it was her. Turned on my heels and got the absolute **** out of there.

Pics of said bird?

[docwra]

Do a search, there was an excellent thread regarding arrys dorty porn missus

[R3K1355]

Shit when did I miss that fun?!?!

[arry]

God it was years ago - probably 15.

[sx rider]

I 2nd that motion for pics, the lot of ya

[Zornyan]

this

thread

is

useless

without

PORN FOOTAGE......