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    Top Gear Series 22

    25th January Series 22 premiere

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    Is it the usual 8 pm start ?

    Need to know when to start moaning about how crap it is compared to previous series

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    Get in early and be a trend-setter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Wilkinson View Post
    Is it the usual 8 pm start ?
    ah man ... 8pm again ..... they always do 8pm .. its the same every series. It was good the 1st time they did 8pm, but now its like .. "oh look 8pm again" its so scripted .... The first time they did 8pm it was good because it was real, they really need to come up with a new time and drop the repetitive 8pm thing they always do.

    Yawn

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    I'm just intrigued to know how they are going to draw a picture of a cock in this new series. After 22 different and innovative ways to draw one, surely they must be running out of ideas by now.

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    Have they done one in sand, on a beach, drawn using a Jag???

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3K1355 View Post
    Get in early and be a trend-setter
    Don't be ridiculous ! I can't moan about it until after its been aired as my credibility as a TG-hater might be called into question.

    Obviously, I won't watch it. I'll just wait until someone gives me some cues in this thread, check that its after 8pm and then post something generic like "Yawn...Same old shite, then "

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    Quote Originally Posted by R3K1355 View Post
    Have they done one in sand, on a beach, drawn using your Jag???
    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

    Quick get the washing kit out !!

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    back on a serious note !

    Is it actually possible to run out of different and innovative ways to draw pictures of cocks ? .... I mean I have been drawing them for 30 years now and dont seem to be even close to reaching a cock plateau

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Wilkinson View Post
    Is it the usual 8 pm start ?

    Need to know when to start moaning about how crap it is compared to previous series
    I hear there is an "evening with top gear live" for the first time ever... I believe they'll announce a new time for TG to be aired.. possibly 9pm.

    This way they can use different words instead of just cock... much more interesting after the watershed.

    As for drawing the cocks... I thought they'd just be using the picture on a stick of Bill Oddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny View Post
    back on a serious note !

    Is it actually possible to run out of different and innovative ways to draw pictures of cocks ? .... I mean I have been drawing them for 30 years now and dont seem to be even close to reaching a cock plateau
    They made a film about you


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    You may have been drawing them for 30 years, but in my 50 years on this planet, I don't think I've ever read the words "cock" & "plateau" in one sentence, let alone together as "cock plateau".

    Just 'a sayin'.

    R.

    ps. In fact I've just Googled "cock plateau" & the 1st ten or so entries are all references to Porn Sites, & all referring to the male appendage & high heels...

    No real surprise there then

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    The lego trailer made my day .. especially hamster 😂

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    Love top gear, love the Lego preview and I love Johnny's replies in thus thread
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    How far in before Clarkson says something non offensive that someone takes offense to

    I am pretty sure its a sport now for all the Clarkson haters, they watch it just waiting for something they can twist OMG he said trousers, the mans a racist
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    I like Mark, he seems fair.
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    Mark is right.

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    I recon Clarkson goes out of his way to provoke them as well though, its a sport to him.

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    Oh he definitely loves controversy but some of the recent stuff is just petty obscure bollox
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    I like Mark, he seems fair.
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    Mark is right.

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    Who haven't they had a dig at?

    Koreans
    Mexicans
    French
    Germans
    Argentines
    Asian People
    Americans
    People from Birmingham

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    I suppose they could start on the Dutch next

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