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    Wow,she has a face like a robbers dog!

    You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    And if you can't fix it with a hammer,you've got an electrical problem!

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    LOL the quote "i've got all my bits covered" and then the picture of her tit half hanging out of her 'dress' - if you can call it that.

    What a mong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pdh 14a View Post
    Wow,she has a face like a robbers dog!
    the fact she is keeping her mouth closed to me says she has a set of teeth like a witchdoctor's necklace

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    She's quoted as saying "I want to flaunt what I've got, I'm 28 and take care of myself".

    Visually, she has absolutley nothing to offer. She is butters in every sense of the word

    Then there's four kids at the age of "28", she has quite clearly got a coin purse that looks like a burst rugby ball... Urgh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam_L View Post
    Then there's four kids at the age of "28", she has quite clearly got a coin purse that looks like a burst rugby ball... Urgh!
    A wizards sleeve, in fact.

    After a few you probably would, but dressed like that Id be extremely disappoint if she didnt put out. On the way home. Before a kebab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam_L View Post

    Then there's four kids at the age of "28", she has quite clearly got a coin purse that looks like a burst rugby ball... Urgh!

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    That is one haggered looking 28 year old!

    I don't understand what she is moaning about? They wouldn't let a guy in dressed like a tramp would they, why should they let her in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -ghost- View Post
    Trolololololol

    Tbf tho her main complaint is that if she was younger (or better looking) she would get away with it which is true, I'm not going to say I wouldn't tho as I near went with a whale after a litre of Russian standard once..... Still get shivers..... But sober is a no.... Probably

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    Probably......maybe.....definately

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    I've done worse

    The stretch marks are though.

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    Definitely a case of 'Ridden hard, put away wet'

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    wtf is going on with the first picture? Has she put her dress on over a belt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frisbee View Post
    wtf is going on with the first picture? Has she put her dress on over a belt?
    hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ha even an airbrush can't improve that face!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23718662/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Janus View Post
    the fact she is keeping her mouth closed to me says she has a set of teeth like a witchdoctor's necklace
    i bloody knew it

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    Quote Originally Posted by marko14a View Post
    Ha even an airbrush can't improve that face!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23718662/
    Jings... its slapperwoman... she captures criminals by knocking them over the head with her plastic baps then confining them in her grandcanyon sized snatch.

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    bulldog chewing a wasp springs to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marko14a View Post
    Ha even an airbrush can't improve that face!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23718662/
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!!!
    That is fooking awesome!!!!
    not sure how they came up with the wording though, 'sexy superhero' doesnt really fit in there!

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    I'm from Worcester and have seen this Rough un about lol she does have teeth like a great white which is why no smile lol . The club called tramps is true lol and it's always full of dogs .
    Last edited by driftk1ng; 29-01-2012 at 16:23.

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