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    Bump!

    My farts smell just like a Christmas dinner... smothered in poo!

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    I learnt after last year and have fitted an extra large capacity bag and filter

    Its like having a 2kg bag of sugar strapped to my belly with cello tape

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    I'm yet to have a proper clear out but my farts have been beyond toxic. I also got dragged to currys to help my sister with her new telly, i farted at the counter ... Back to work tomorrow so im going to thoroughly abuse the facilities.

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    Popped into the shop to get a paper earlier and let go a sneaky at the counter.

    It honestly smelt like something had died in there...

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    I stunk out the bedroom so bad last night the wife moved in disgust to the sofa

    howdy ho!


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    Iv had 3 xmas dinners in 2 days. Its bad right now.
    **Currently breaking**
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    Cousin's dog was so bad yesterday evening it warmed up the moisture on your eyeballs.

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    I just let a huge christmas rifter out and people in Japan hid under tables

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    After Sprouts and Real Ale I've just gone and Gladiatored the bog......

    "At my signal, Unleash Hell!"

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