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    The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,,,,,"It feels good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible," said Jamal Umboto aged six.

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    Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

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    I heard that England are now getting a new Coach


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    Its turning up at heathrow airport on thursday to take them home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infinity View Post
    The new Shrek film is very disappointing. Shrek did nothing for 90 minutes and then had a go at the audience for booing during the credits.

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    I liked the bit where he had a kickabout with 10 donkeys though

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    The England supporter who broke into the dressing room was lucky none of the England team punched him. That really would've been a case of the shit hitting the fan. . .

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    The World Cup reminds me of my marriage - I should be enjoying it but there's a constant droning noise in the background that's starting to piss me off!

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    Knorr have made a new Oxo cube - it's white with a red stripe for England's World Cup bid - it's called the 'laughing stock' . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ross S14 View Post
    The World Cup reminds me of my marriage - I should be enjoying it but there's a constant droning noise in the background that's starting to piss me off!
    at least with the world cup you can hit the mute button or switch it off...

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    Give 2 a month to a hungry African and what do they do? Buy a frigging trumpet!

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    David Blaine is gutted because his record for doing fu # k all in a box for 42 days has been broken...... by Wayne Rooney

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    In the paper this morning:

    Police are asking for witnesses today after an elderly black man had several shots fired at him. He was left badly shaken in what is being described as a race related incident.

    Several Germans were thought to be responsible and victim, a Mr David James of Portsmouth was taken to hospital with mild shock. It is also alleged that at the time of the shootings, ten bystanders looked on and did nothing to help Mr James, before fleeing the scene.
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    I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
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    After I shave my balls swarfega helps soothe, but means the hair grows back quite quickly, so give it a go

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    Fabio has said it is time to move on and the best way is to play football and win a game. A friendly has been arranged with Iceland.................. if all goes well they will follow up with 2 more games, against Tesco's and Sainsburys.

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