...... and is disgusted to find a big, steaming turd on the floor of the showers. He angrily finds the players, and asks:
"Who's shit on the floor?!!!"
Emile Heskey pipes up:
"Me Boss, but Im good in the air"
...... and is disgusted to find a big, steaming turd on the floor of the showers. He angrily finds the players, and asks:
"Who's shit on the floor?!!!"
Emile Heskey pipes up:
"Me Boss, but Im good in the air"
Originally Posted by scimmy ben
I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
Heskey: "I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself."
Capello: "I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss."
and
Statistically, Japan have scored more goals for England than Heskey.
Apparently at the final whistle of *that* match, Rob Green threw his head in his hands .............
............ he missed.
I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
Things are improving though - apparently in training today Rob Green had 3000 shots fired at him and didnt concede a single goal. Capello is so pleased he is going to let him and Heskey train with the rest of the squad tomorrow.
What have Rob Green and Michael Jackson got in common?
They both wear gloves for no fcuking reason.
Apparently 1.5m HD viewers are furious about missing Englands goal - thats nothing. Rob Green was actually there and he missed the USA goal.
I get the feeling that this would only work if we could pursuade Ernest Borgnine to drive the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth hovercraft.
LOL Doc, slow day at work?
Love it
Durex have announced that they now sell condoms in flavoured, ribbed and Rob Green varieties
The Rob Green ones are extra slippery and you're absolutely guaranteed not to catch anything
Edit:
Damn Arry, you beat me to it!
Rob Green couldn't even catch the flu virus that ripped through the training camp
Godammit, my PC has got the Rob Green virus! Now I can't save anything
What's the difference between Rob Green and BP?
Rob Green's is one British spillage the Americans' won't be moaning about.
Did you write that yourself Ash?
No, just got it through on a text.... Funniest one I've had that hasn't already been posted though.
Did you write that yourself Ash?
I guess it could be a "set up" , but it still made me chuckle...world cup prank call
http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=99766
Staged without a doubt.
Bloody funny? Hell yes
i dunno, after working at a call centre these people excist lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
absolutly brilliant.. cant stop lol'in!
As above, staged or not, it's funny as hell
Me=in stitches....."hardly a top football club"
No.1 on the list of things not to say to a millwall fan surely?
Clickme
The new Shrek film is very disappointing. Shrek did nothing for 90 minutes and then had a go at the audience for booing during the credits.
Jut
Godammit, my PC has got the Rob Green virus! Now I can't save anythingThose Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand, in fact they're crossing the line
Jut
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