Advice from my dad (funny)

[Gymbob]

Basically ive been having a bit of girl trouble at the moment pondering what to do and its driving me mad... so i thought i'd ask my dad for advice..

I spoke to him before etc and gave me some ok advice and said he'l email me later and came back with this....

This might help u decide.


When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits

only joking
Dad :0)

[jow]

Lol are you serious?!

I like your Dad

[Gymbob]

Lol are you serious?!

I like your Dad

lol yeah im serious just replied with it lol

[kingj]

your dad has just given you in 5 mins a more helpful insight into life than mine has in the last 25 years

[SidewaysThough]

Your dad is pretty awesome!! Good sense of humour on him!

[Ross S14]

Good on him.

[Dave270r]

Nice, I like that

[MisterAdam]

As per msn conversation, hahahahahaha!

[Gymbob]

i still havent decided though... lol doing my head in this is

[Monkey]

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[Gymbob]

haha knew it would be one of those... i still got sent it lol.. and never been on here before so meh

[spencer_foxwell]

hahahaa that's brilliant to your Dad

[s13silvia]

Big tits is a great rule

[godzilla200sx]

good shout its great when u can have a laugh with parents, mine are like that too, nothing better to help a situation, like taking the piss lol

[Egon]

Nah, ex wife had big tits, (34E, she was 5' ) so we saved all our moneys and got her a reduction, as they gave her a bad back, neck ache etc,etc.
They got dropped to a 34D.
She ate too many pies and negated the £3800 we spent on having them reduced.

She still ran off with one of my mates.


Dont believe a word of it, tits are not everything!!!!

[cardiff scum]

My ex wife had massive norks too,not as big as her mouth or fanny though

[voodoo_melon]

That's some good advice

[s13silvia]

Nah, ex wife had big tits, (34E, she was 5' ) so we saved all our moneys and got her a reduction, as they gave her a bad back, neck ache etc,etc.
They got dropped to a 34D.
She ate too many pies and negated the £3800 we spent on having them reduced.

She still ran off with one of my mates.


Dont believe a word of it, tits are not everything!!!!

Yeah but lots of girls would do the same, at least you had big tits to enjoy in the meantime The downer of them is they inevitably attract trouble Had 2 girls with 40GG's .. good times, followed by very bad times lol

[riske]

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Your dad is jokes!!

[aideo]

Top man I like that.