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    He can't be doing very well in training if they're not playing him.

    I bet Chelsea nearly fell over themselves when Utd offered so much money for someone who polishes benches with his backside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    I quite like Mata, still cant work out how he struggles to get in the national side but Torres is virtually gaurenteed a place
    This..! I think Mata is one of the best players in the Premiership and I would have loved to have seen him sign for Arsenal (Pre Ozil). Now I just hope Moyes signs Bendtner off us for 35m and we land Draxler..!

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    Sorry to change the subject, but I'm posting this for Ronster on the subject of Draxler;

    http://www.theguardian.com/football/...raxler-arsenal

    Also this description of Wenger from btl, don't know why, but I just found it incredibly funny.

    Arsene Wenger reminds me of a horticulturalist obsessed with tablespoons, a tent peg made from titanium, a new type of car that has not been invented yet, an inside joke made by the leader of a small group of friends, a turtleneck jumper worn by a man with no sense of jealousy, a 132-break without using the black in snooker, a small woodland creature that has understood algebra but has no way of expressing it, a hole dug at the beach by a small child that is larger than the child itself, a large hamlet just outside Krakow that has the best sausages in Wieliczka County.

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    Haha that's quality...!
    It's true as well let's be honest... we've NEEDED a CF for years now and although we now have one of the best Midfield's in the country, we are still crying out for an out and out striker... I would have loved to have seen us sign Drogba a few seasons ago but ever since Henry left, came back and left again, we never had 2 top quality attacking options..! But great read nonetheless Cleanhands so touche..!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronster! View Post
    I think Mata is one of the best players in the Premiership
    Well apparently he's not signed his new contract with Man U. He's tried to, but all their pens are shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by arry View Post
    Well apparently he's not signed his new contract with Man U. He's tried to, but all their pens are shit!
    That made me lol and my colleagues at work asked what I laughed at and told them, they tutted then laughed.

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    So far so good. In Moyes we trust!

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    oops, did I bump this? silly me


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    The funniest thing yesterday was the large banner in support of Moyes displayed in the away end LMAO
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    I think he is doing an excellent job
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    I like Mark, he seems fair.
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    Mark is right.

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    Give him another 10 years

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    Oh dear oh dear oh dear.....
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    *giggles uncontrollably*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cluck View Post
    *giggles uncontrollably*
    Terrible.

    Still, the title will go to the team with the cheating little Uruguayan up front....
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    Seems like Moyes is definitely out now, who will united replace him with? My money is on Louis Van Gaal, or Jurgen Klopp.

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    Well it's official David Moyes has been sacked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *alansx* View Post
    Seems like Moyes is definitely out now, who will united replace him with? My money is on Louis Van Gaal, or Jurgen Klopp.
    Spurs are supposed to be after Klopp as well.
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    I like Mark, he seems fair.
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    Mark is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark View Post
    Spurs are supposed to be after Klopp as well.
    I can't see Klopp going to Spurs, tbh I think he should stay where he is until the end of the season then join Arsenal in the summer

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