Have you test driven a B3S or even seen one in Coupe form?
It has custom Alpina suspension which, yes, lets you drive for miles in sublime comfort.. yet in the twisties will show most cars a clean set of heals. It has a custom subtle Alpina bodykit - gentlemen don't need bulges and fins on every panel
It has ~315+bhp (when tested on RR) and more torque than an M3 out of the box (I think) thanks to the the Mahle internalled 3.4 engine and in manual will do 62 in 5 seconds and 167mph (unlimited from stock).
Besides,
everyone has an M3, how many people have an Alpina B3S? 26 tops (one got written off the other day
)
Besides, I pay £185/year TAX and £400 FC insurance
I rest my case.
Rich