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    Mike Brewer = Total twat

    I'm just watching Wheeler Dealers on Discovery Real Time and I've come to the conclusion that the presenter, Mike Brewer, is a total nob-flake.

    Example? He's driving a Mercedes 190E Cosworth and at one point he says "It just keeps on going" while in the background you can hear it bouncing off the rev limiter

    Another choice quote from the same test drive, talking about uprated suspension :

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Brewer
    The seat is doing all the work to keep me embedded in the chassis
    WTF?

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    He is a bit of a plonker

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    A bit? The bloke ruins the program.... Ed China the mechanic's a big enough cock-piece, but Mike Brewer just makes me want to rip his face off and slap his naked eyeballs with the back of a teaspoon...

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    I watched the test he did on the 300SX the other day. Cringeworthy.

    He also went to the Jap car show @ Pod (I saw him there) and proceeded only to interview blokes who had spent 2000000000 on cosmetics but done fcuk all to the engine (with the exception of Mick with the Gold R32 )

    Tosser.
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    See the sig....

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    Can't disagree - never liked him

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    Did anyone see him on that Revved Up show he did.They sperted around 25grand on an MG ZR 105 .What a waste of money.Mmmmmm wonder what I could spend 25 big ones on

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    Quote Originally Posted by docwra
    I watched the test he did on the 300SX the other day. Cringeworthy.

    He also went to the Jap car show @ Pod (I saw him there) and proceeded only to interview blokes who had spent 2000000000 on cosmetics but done fcuk all to the engine (with the exception of Mick with the Gold R32 )

    Tosser.
    On my last producer, the copper had decided I was driving a 300SX , had a big argument with the monkey on the front desk about that one!

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    He's now buying replacement tyres - 205/55/15's and he's asking why they're so cheap at 70 per corner

    Oh, and some professional he is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Fcuktard
    There's three different choices of tyre? I thought a tyre was a tyre was a tyre!
    Huh!?

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    The man knows his onions, of that there is no doubt

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    He's just described the Kumho tyre as "something my grandad would have" and the Avon tyre as "a bit more funky, it's got a Formula One style slick in it" - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU BALL SACK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiruji
    He's just described the Kumho tyre as "something my grandad would have" and the Avon tyre as "a bit more funky, it's got a Formula One style slick in it" - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU BALL SACK?
    rofl

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    He did an episode of Wheeler Dealers on the 205 GTI a while back. He bought a total shed for twice what it was worth, changed the interior plastic trim from grey to black by spray-painting it (in order to make the car look like the more desireable later models) talked a load of bollocks about how changing the gear linkage will stop the engine from mis-firing. In the end you could see that they had done a LOT more work than he admitted, like changing the gearbox (the gearshift pattern was different). Then the car appreaed on ebay and went through about 3 owners in as many months!

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    Remember when Ed China breathed on a suzuki 4x4 - it would'ent even pass an MOT. Sold for off road use only.

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    im sure that mike brewer did a show aaages ago where he was trying to show you how to make money selling cars, he bought a golf gti and went on and on about how easy it was gonna be to make a couple of grand on what he payed for it and in the end he couldnt shift it and he had to take almost a grand loss
    Its gone!

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    Ok, I take it back he's a total twat, couldn't believe some of the stuff he's just been saying

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    What makes me laugh is when he finds someone with the same car as they're doing up thats absolutely mint and he says go on then give us a drive.I mean would you let that muppet drive your pride and joy ?? No ING way Mike.. thats what I'd say

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    lol, the guy is a bit of a piece

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    ring piece.


    worthy of a teabagging .

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiruji
    Ed China the mechanic's a big enough cock-piece
    Yes, but Ed China did once build a street-legal motorized lounge suite, which was

    Apart from that, I agree with everything said in this thread.

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