Asht_200
23-11-2001, 12:19
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the
pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick
"hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees
fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey den, son?"
asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on
de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting
my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!" http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
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200less at the moment. When I get it back hopefully this week
SE Exhaust
SE Filter
SE Stage 2 Chip
Ported Head
HKS Super Seq BOV
T28 Hybrid
Uprated Fuel Pump
Boost Upgrade
17" Momo Arrow
Alpine / Rockford Fosgate / Infinity ICE
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the
pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick
"hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees
fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dey den, son?"
asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on
de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting
my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!" http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
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200less at the moment. When I get it back hopefully this week
SE Exhaust
SE Filter
SE Stage 2 Chip
Ported Head
HKS Super Seq BOV
T28 Hybrid
Uprated Fuel Pump
Boost Upgrade
17" Momo Arrow
Alpine / Rockford Fosgate / Infinity ICE