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Green Meany
14-05-2003, 16:03
Let the slagging begin....:finger:
As re the last thread its Tuesday in the Beer Garden weather permitting, scuffles in the car park after light-up.....
Robin Hood Pub, after 6- 6.30pm
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Yes mate first tuesday
PS your all :tosser: 's
So :finger:
:D:D
OK, I'll start the usual thread shall I?
Merlin is gay. But that's OK in today's caring-sharing politically correct society. Even if it is WRONG!! :D
Oh, and discuss!
See you on the Tuesday (may even get my arse in gear - ooh err missus - and order the new Mongoose system for then)
Merlin: I just want to commend you on your DOORIFT ability last night
GOOD WORK FELLA
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as i said it was'nt smooth so i didnt like it :( :( :(
it did get a bit far out though :thumbs: :thumbs:
oh and cluck grow up !!!:sleep: :sleep:
(you c0ck sucking SOB):finger: :finger: :finger: :D :D
It was a SIC angle dude!!!
About 75-80 degrees I reckon.
Looked alright from where I was looking
:thumbs: :thumbs: :notworthy
well if the public apreciates it thats what counts
word b1tch :thumbs: :thumbs: :D :D
Dope dude
Tha bomb maybe wak word up straight homie bitch mo fo!!
mate you are the whitest black bruva i have ever seen!!!:thumbs: :wave: :notworthy :notworthy
Dude I'm far to cool for this honkey skin neg-**
and far to orangey for crows!!
Blimey I was thinking "What :confused: " but have just realised it's the old Ki ora advert enit?
see you are not a salmon!!!:thumbs:
Is this National advert day or summit!!!
:tosser:
well it better than "trying to be a black bruva day"
doughnut puncher!!!
What thats racist!!!!
Donkey pummeler
oh right
a short fat round orental in the ethinic minority is being racist :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :tosser: :tosser:
YEAH!!!!
Thats exactly right!!!
:D:D
Bloody short fat chinese origin mother fugga!!!
:p
To anyone reading this please understand that both Merlin and H are well trained in insults. All text in these post's are purely for entetainment purposes and are not the views of H or Merlin themselves
whats all that coming from a lanky bug eyed freak!!!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
Bug eyed!!!!!
Dont let me start on your eyes...or lack of em!!!!
:D:D
Smoke my hemeroids bitch
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :tosser: :finger: :tosser: :tosser: :finger: :tosser: :finger:
least i have 3 matching eye bitch :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
lick my clingons you dirty whore !!!:tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
Three!!!
But one of them is always full of meat isn't it
Duck lover
errrr no but it will spit if stroked!!!!:tosser: :tosser:
Oh your talking about your magic fireman
Well thats mostly in another mans mouth anyway
Teddy bungler
dont refer to you dad as another man!!!:finger: :finger: :finger:
Son of a bitch.
:D:D
How's yo mama?
Ask her if she's still aching
:thumbs:
she said it still counts as sex even if you did only last 20 secs
you still have to pay !!!!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
oh and she said you cant get a volume discount
as you only have 3" :tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :finger: :finger: :finger:
Green Meany
15-05-2003, 12:40
I see you munch kings are on form today.....:notworthy :notworthy :tosser: :thumbs:
:wave: :wave:
sorry I am too busy to join in the banter.....
I
is blowing goats....
me too need to do work but H wont let me!!!!
:finger: :thumbs: :thumbs: :tosser: :tosser: :cry: :wave: :notworthy :sleep: :| :) :( :o :D ;) :cool: :confused:
Goddamn it!! you mama said that was the norm for you at the time!!!
Your dad liked it an all!!!
:D
How many smilies do you need Merlin
:D
mate you dad loves having his tonsiles tickled
by my purple headed love trunction !:finger: :finger: :finger:
Your Dads got talent as well
.....Have you seen him blow cum bubbles
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seen your dad do that to
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when he farts !!!!!!:finger: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
That is fu*k funny!!
roflmao
Yeah well when Green and I were double penetrating your mum.......shit wasn't supposed to say that:D
:p :finger:
oi buddy
that wasnt my mum
it was cookie dressed up like my mum
didnt you notice the middle stump ???
i know cookie only got a little one but you still would have seen it :eek: :eek:
:D :D :D :D :D
You reckon....I thought yo mama was a SheHeIT
But i suppose I coulda been Cookie it sucked cock like only a man can!!!:D:D:D
allegedly
:D:D
not allegedly
its so you been told by all you navy errrrr "friends"
:finger:
Mate they were your friends. From the Good ship Lollipop (in your bum) if I remember correctly
:D
Anyway losers!!
Check my S13 out
:notworthy
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/pa58031c450b01470027769d8e4cc7001/fc24cf5c.jpg
and
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/p2559faef3c0109a4a3fa1174ec37d4b2/fc24cf58.jpg
What do you reckon........
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I reckon you should let me give you MORE POWER!
so when you giving me your SPARE 2*****!?!??!?:wave: :thumbs:
well after last time i spoke to the twat my dad spoke to him monday and was told by him that he has now got it out of the lock up! (only about 6 months ****ing late) but n e way he says hes got it out now and has started on it again. now this must mean its in the workshop now cuz last night or the night before i swung round there and it wasn't in the "waiting" area around/infront of work shop, unless hes a ****ing liying bastid and me dad stressed to him "WILL IT BE READY FOR END OF MAY?" he said, not sure!!!!!!!!!! but still its some progress at least. well hes got about 2weeks before i start ringing him neerly every day!
if he did actually manage to get it done end of may. then i've got to get it down to the kind mr carter to fit me bits and bobs to it so it will pass MOT. and he needs it for about 3 days, work load permitting on his end then i've gotta get it MOTd as previously said and then taxed! so possiby mid june i'll have it on the road :confused: :eek: considerign i brought it mid june or july last year and it got bent about september and they've had it since october and i haven't seen it since novermer sort of time! i just want it back!
2 bloody days this post has been here and you 2 have filled 2 full pages!!!!!
your daday was a hairdryer and ur moma was a snow blower!
think that was correct short circuit quote??! , snow blower.... isn't their a dodgy film called snow job? if so you 2 shud be in it:finger:
Originally posted by Vipers
think that was correct short circuit quote??! , snow blower.... isn't their a dodgy film called snow job? if so you 2 shud be in it:finger:
Son of a bitch!!!:mad: :D
My Nur spec has just arrived
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viper start ranting and raveing at him !!!
H nur spec nice !! think simon will be intrested in your goose !!!
and you both love munching on bell ends !!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :tosser: :tosser:
It's fuggin huge!!!! and the Nur spec :D:D:tosser:
I think I have a buyer for the goose but if that falls through he'll be welcome
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Seen my S13 Merlin???
Originally posted by H
It's fuggin huge!!!! and the Nur spec :D:D:tosser:
I think I have a buyer for the goose but if that falls through he'll be welcome
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Seen my S13 Merlin???
seen the picys mate i want one now!!!!:( :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
see, im not crazy, its all u strange ppl that like the 14's. H has seen the light and beheld it and hugs it and luvs it hes now a 13r!!
come to the light side, and all things good, you will feel the will of the good force
#sing in tune to bodger and badger :thumbs: :finger:
everybody knows merlin fcuks h's dad every day!
merlin and h's dad, merlin and h's dad, lala lalala lalalalal
merlin and h's are never far apart
...............I'm actually speechless. That, Young Mr Vipers is punishable by hours of chung loving till your inards fall outta yo ass.
And you walk like you've been riding a horse
Bitch
:finger: :tosser:
H
im just thinking of new ways of murdering him !!!
now what did i do with them apple seeds ??????:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
what was it u said... soldering iron and super glue?? hmmm:finger:
viper
i have plenty more wired chemicals i can play with !!!
and a quick car so you will have to catch me first in your rover 214 bitch!!!:finger: :finger: :finger:
thats ok then, cuz the 214's quiker! it has the invisible go faster 5.7 v8 @ 1023 bhp and 957 lb/ft and an invisible pulse jet generating 20,000 lbs of thrust per second under neath the invisble "bomex side skirts":thumbs: :finger: :D :rolleyes:
# to the tune if ur happy and u know it clap ur hands
if your gay and you know it fcuk h's dad, (ram ,ram)
if your gay and you know it fcuk h's dad, (ram, ram)
If your gay and you know it and you really want to show it
if your gay and you know it fcuk h's dad (ram, ram, spurt)
(ahh just noticed the clever pun there that gay means happy as well!)
the only invisible thing you got is the inviserble H d1ck in our mouth !!!!!:tosser: :tosser: :wave: :wave:
"now what did i do with them apple seeds ??????" You forgot to mention, what did I do with the hyperdermic needle for the injection process :D
Still, I thought he was gonna go easy and simply "stab that bitch in the back" :eek:
Was hoping to have my new exhaust for the next meet, but Collins are out of stock and I've got to wait two weeks :cry: for a new one to arrive, courtesy of everybody's bank-busting mate Bren.
Might not make it to the next meet anyway - going on holiday at the end of that week and there is sh@t loads of work to do in prep. Will make the next meet though.
Now, if only this weather would stop being so shit, I might be able to get out and have some fun without fear of losing the back end all the goddamn time :mad:
See ya :wave:
Oh, and one more thing, Merlin - what happened to the post you made after my pathetic attempt at humour 3 posts into this thread - can't see it anymore?
dont know mate ????
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im starting to doubt if i posted one
think i did didnt i ???:confused: :confused: :confused:
note to self: must lay of the booze wilst at work !!!:thumbs: :thumbs:
You certainly did - wasn't too complimentary either :cry:
Perhaps the moderator took offence where I didn't? Who knows :confused:
Must sleep now :sleep: Tired out from watching the Matrix Reloaded :finger: . Very very cool film :thumbs: It's like The Matrix, only a billion times better :D . Go and see it now EVERYBODY. After all, you cannot be told what the matrix is, you have to see it yourself (c)The Matrix
Oh and Keanu is still a :tosser:
i thought i did !!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
went to the garage on saturday and actually saw my car:eek: this is what he told me:
well as u can see im working onm it at the moment we've had all the panels on it and lined them up etc now just need to prepare the panels and fit them on.
how long do u recon i ask 2weeks
yeah proabbly about that 2 to 2.5 weeks. well now thats its in here it won't leave untill its finished. ( in the workshop that is)
so going by what he saying if it is 2 weeks then it wud be finished on sat 7th june. me and dad are assuming following sat 14th. if it is done and Steve Carters ready then it will be going down to him that weekend for a few days and hopefully he can get it booked in for MOT for when hes finished and i'll go down there on the friday 20th to tax it and drive it home! this is if everything goes to plan.
Fingers crossed for you Vipes mate
:thumbs:
It's about time you got that hoe back
You little Merlin ass licking son ova bitch
viper mate good luck buddy
soon you will be back curb crawling in her soon
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H i cant beleve you told me that you liked the taste of
wharthog seaman last night !!!
i know we are mates but you dont have to tell me everything!!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by MERLIN
H i cant beleve you told me that you liked the taste of
wharthog seaman last night !!!
i know we are mates but you dont have to tell me everything!!!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:finger: :finger: :finger:
:tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
'THE FU*K
dont try and worm you way out now mate or i mention the
swan and custard incedent !!!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
Ok I won't wriggle out of it as long as I can post the picture of you mid gang bang with man fat dribbling down your eye lid and nose.
.......Yeah that one with the surviving members of YMCA
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is that the pic with you in the backgroung getting bum raped
by a dwarf with a big black dildo and blow torch ???:tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
mate i think we both have a over active imagination and watch far too mutch porn !!!!:thumbs: :thumbs:
Sorry to cut in here lads ............ :rolleyes:
I should be able to make it to this one now Ive got a 200 back on the road - need to see if I can get the night off work tho :rolleyes:
I look forward to meeting you all with your sophisticated and intellectual modes of speech and totally unchildish behaviour ;) :D
Catch ya soon :D
Originally posted by docwra
I look forward to meeting you all with your sophisticated and intellectual modes of speech and totally unchildish behaviour ;) :D
Catch ya soon :D
Dont understand your banter old boy:D
Nah that'd be cool to meet you dude.
Merlin: Yeah think your right mate. Still haven't finished that DVD you lent me mate.....gotta say I quite like it!!
about time too docwar :thumbs: :thumbs:
let it rain S13's
that DVD is nasty man !!
mate that makes me feel better
cos you more of a freak than me !!!:finger: :finger:
Green Meany
28-05-2003, 10:13
Docwra, look forward to meeting you, good to see some support for the S13 clan, their numbers have been dwindling of late. Also someone for the kids to abuse (you know who you are :finger: ), No really it would be good to talk cars for once and not POrn, straight or otherwise.
Merlin, H you to getting into the business then, let us know when you release date is and we can through a launch party :D :D :cool: :thumbs:
Vipers mate about bl00dy time, seriously though glad you will get her back before the summer is over. :thumbs:
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> Vipers mate about bl00dy time, seriously though glad you will get her back before the summer is over.
agreed!!!!!
docwra, indeed it wud be good 2 finnaly meet you.
i think H shud come in.... reharase i think H shud bring his s13 with him, and mine will still be in garage. i WILL have it for the july meet. whens billing i 4got?
Nice one! I should be able to get on the case of getting the night off tonightish ............ :)
Looking forward to it :D
ARGH I'M SOOOOOOOOO BORED!!!
Theres only one thing for it.
Merlin. You suck monkey cock every day and every night
Ahhhh
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Damn now I cant delet this post
:(
#to the tune of i know a bear yogi
i know a ass called yiki ass, liki, liki
i know a ass called yiki ass, liki liki ass
liki liki ass liki liki ass
I know a ass called yiki ass, liki liki ass
and one else want to do another verse?
Dude I don't even know how that song goes!!!:tosser: :tosser:
I went to the jazz night at the elm tree last night - it went
badadada baba bee bee zazazazaaaa zahh doo doo bee doo shalalala etc.
Shit Im bored too :(
sorry guys
no merlin to take the piss out off on friday :finger: :finger: :finger:
i had to take friday off cos
Dad was rushed in to hospital thursday night so i stayed with him most of the night
:( :( :(
hes stable now and hopefully will be out monday tuesday
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BUT i will be back to terrorise you all :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
but VIPERS im soooooooooo gonna fcuk u up !!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
:p :p :p :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :wave: :wave: :wave:
i like the new smileys :thumbs:
Green Meany
31-05-2003, 18:31
Merlin, sorry to hear your sad news, our thoughts are with you and your dad for a quick recovery. :( :thumbs: :thumbs:
thanks green :):):)
just about to go and see him now
hes alot better now
think he should be out on monday - tuesday !!:thumbs: :thumbs:
Got night off so will deffers be there :thumbs:
Robin Hood car park, what time?? :)
Only just found the thread.
Merlin , Hope all goes well.
Merlin can you let me know if you think you will be attending so i can bring those tyres.
Docwra 6:30 ish normaly.
C.
dads coming out tomorrow ???
so i think ill be there :):):):)
may have to work late though :(:(:(
but still :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
Hi everyone
Just to let you all know I will be a little late tonight probably about 7 ish.
Merlin I'm tulipped up!!!!
:thumbs:
H good boy :):):)
mel such a good girl :)
im sure she deseves some chung loving as a reward :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
She's not getting any lovin at the moment. She's broken:(
mate ill fix her !!!
i have a special tool that !!!! :):):)
Ergh!! You fix her then mate!!!
She' got ketchup on her burger!
I could fix it
Ill have to do it internally
And have to take a trip up Bournvill boulevard !!
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Oi!! No one goes up her cadbury's alley but me!!
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And she likes it an all!!
:thumbs:
Originally posted by H
Oi!! No one goes up her cadbury's alley but me!!
:tosser: :tosser:
and the navy
and the raf
and the local footie team !!:tosser: :tosser: :finger: :finger:
:D :D
Right I'm telling her that....... don't be eting a tulip now spunk monkey
:finger: :tosser: :finger: :tosser: :finger:
errrrrr ARSE !!!!:( :( :(
mate we need to get this thread too 100 posts b4 2night !!!:thumbs:
then.
Oh think yhats done it!!!
I'm only sure of one thing
Your a sausage eating pansy bitch mother fugger
:D:finger: :tosser:
:wave:
Well least I’m not a arse crack sweat licking,
baboons helmet munching toss pot like u !!!!
u punk whore !!!!
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
Dude you really are the dodgy brown stain on the underpant's of society.
Did you enjoy you silk facial from the HMS Ark royal the other day?
Slut
:tosser: :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
:D
And to think - I was going to bring up theoretical physics and ask your opinions on Marxism in the early 20th century this evening ........... :rolleyes:
Originally posted by docwra
:D
And to think - I was going to bring up theoretical physics and ask your opinions on Marxism in the early 20th century this evening ........... :rolleyes:
Sorry dude. but when you can smell the man juice dribbling outta his ass from here somethings gotta be said
:D:D
MATE the smell aint me !!
my bum smells of butterflys and fairy wings :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
the stale love juce smell must be your breath :finger: :finger: :finger:
Thats what yo think mate
We've all seen the dodgy stains on your leather. Look's like your a touch wide! Must be from the Naval pummeling competetion.
Merlin came first followed by a thousand seamen
:D
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least when i fart in the bath comdoms dont float up !!!:finger: :finger:
mate all your rubbers are ribbed for better traction in the mud :tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
u homo!!!
Dude to take dump you just pull the tampon out and it all just rushes out. No muscles required
Your farts are all silent.
And I don't like the idea of your extra whitening toothpaste!!!!
:D:D
Bitch
:tosser: :tosser:
Mate I must have some major bum muscles
Cos. no food gets out unless I’m done with it (fat bloke trick)
Its them skinny white bug eyed one you need to look out for !!
They are always bent !!!
Look out theirs one in the mirror!!!!
:finger: :finger: :finger:
Er stop looking in that concave mirror you bought then come hussy!!
:D:D
You’re such a looser
No wonder you dad need to pay me to talk to you!!
:tosser: :tosser: :tosser:
Thats the best you could come up with!!
Well in that case I'm gonna smoke that and then shaft your bird in the dirtbox whilst snorting coke through a fifty off yo mama's tit's!!!
(and I don't even do coke)
:D:D:D
you will have to wait for my bird BITCH !!
cos. she’s doing your bird with a strap on cos. u cant meet her needs
noodle dick !!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMM!!
LEMON LICKERS :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
The thought have made my trouses go thight !!!!
:o :o :o :o :o
Mmmmmmmmmm girls touching each othermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsplumf
:D:D
MMMMM!!
need to get up
must deflate boner first
think un sexey thoughts
think un sexey thoughts
green in a minskirt
green in a minskirt
ahhhhhhh thats better !!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Green Meany
03-06-2003, 21:55
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Hi boys...
Now you play nice or Green will close the bar, now more drinks for you dirty bad boys you...
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