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Asht_200
24-10-2001, 07:16
Kwik Fit unveils 'kwantum' mechanics.
Kwik Fit have astonished the scientific community and delighted motorists by announcing the introduction of "kwantum" mechanics. "This is a major breakthrough in both our understanding of the world at a molecular level, and tyre replacement" said the chairman of Kwik Fit today. "Our new kwantum mechanics are able, through the utilisation of the uncertainty principle, to exist in more than one state, or place at a time, and their individual wave forms will only break down, thereby revealing their actual presence, once the relevant task has been completed. This enables tyres to be replaced almost immediately, as all the tasks, jacking up the car, removal of the old tyre etc, are effectively performed at the same time." Astonished scientists watched open mouthed as a mechanic moved into a quantum state before their eyes, becoming impossible to measure in conventional ways. He changed all four tyres on the test car and fitted a new exhaust before his wave form collapsed bringing him back into the "normal" world enabling him to recieve payment. The whole operation was timed at 0.05 seconds. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif



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200SX 93L. SE Exhaust, Filter, Port Polish, 17" Momo Arrow, Snooper Radar Detector.
Money has been spent on Hi Fi at present.
T28 Hybrid Ordered

Chris_Lacey
24-10-2001, 07:58
I hope to god we don't get Quantum coppers... He could be simultaneously in your car and controlling the camera...

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'92 S13 200SX Silver Blue Metallic.
7 Spoke Nissan Alloys, bonus rusted tailgate for weight reduction :-)

Jezz_S13
24-10-2001, 08:00
I see an opening (excuse the pun) for Quantum Whores. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif


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Jezz Palmer.
Grey '92 S13, S14 T28, SAAB FMIC, SE Stage 2, Cybercraft Induction Kit, Blitz FATT-S.

dave mca
24-10-2001, 08:39
Originally posted by antmcp:
Kwik Fit unveils 'kwantum' mechanics.
Kwik Fit have astonished the scientific community and delighted motorists by announcing the introduction of "kwantum" mechanics. "This is a major breakthrough in both our understanding of the world at a molecular level, and tyre replacement" said the chairman of Kwik Fit today. "Our new kwantum mechanics are able, through the utilisation of the uncertainty principle, to exist in more than one state, or place at a time, and their individual wave forms will only break down, thereby revealing their actual presence, once the relevant task has been completed. This enables tyres to be replaced almost immediately, as all the tasks, jacking up the car, removal of the old tyre etc, are effectively performed at the same time." Astonished scientists watched open mouthed as a mechanic moved into a quantum state before their eyes, becoming impossible to measure in conventional ways. He changed all four tyres on the test car and fitted a new exhaust before his wave form collapsed bringing him back into the "normal" world enabling him to recieve payment. The whole operation was timed at 0.05 seconds. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif



hahaha OMG hat is f*****g brilliant!!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif

Nathan_200sx
24-10-2001, 08:50
what hat??? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif

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Nathan
Red S13 Mongoose, K&N T3 280ish BHP
Quick!!! Act as if nothing has happend!

Leon
19-10-2002, 20:34
brilliant!!! never seen it before :) :)

CBomb
19-10-2002, 20:48
Mmmmmmm...... Quantum:D

Wak
20-10-2002, 14:38
But your car still won't be ready till next Tuesday as the mechanic is stuck in a sealed box with a cat

Asht_200
20-10-2002, 15:48
Originally posted by Wak
But your car still won't be ready till next Tuesday as the mechanic is stuck in a sealed box with a cat

I think my engine has disappeared into another quantum reality. :confused: