Asht_200
24-11-2001, 13:27
> Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a
> beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted
by
> a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You
> sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing
> there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
> 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the
> wrong man',and shuts the door in his face.
>
> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the
> little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
> his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!'
> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
> Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I
> don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
>
> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
> a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
> Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You
> sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man
> by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do you
> understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?'
>
> The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> and says:
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> (It's a beauty)
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> Get your Chinese accent ready .....
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> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
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> beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted
by
> a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You
> sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing
> there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder.
> 'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the
> wrong man',and shuts the door in his face.
>
> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it,the
> little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
> his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!'
> Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
> Chinese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I
> don't want them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.
>
> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
> a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
> Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You
> sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
> This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man
> by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do you
> understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?'
>
> The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard,
> and says:
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>
>
>
>
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>
> (It's a beauty)
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> (wait for it)
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> Get your Chinese accent ready .....
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> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'
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