Sorry if it's in bad taste or old

[SandyP]

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 20 mph over the limit) I
>passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the
>other
>side laying in wait.
>
>He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
>smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
>
>To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
>
>Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I
>responded.
>
>The policeman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
>rectum stretcher do?"
>
>"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to
>two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side
>to side until I can get both
>hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot
>wide."
>
>"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"
>
>To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind
>a
>bridge....."
>
>Traffic Ticket: £195.00
>
>Court Costs: £45.00
>
>The look on his face: Priceless

[MeLLoN Stu]

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[Cath]

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[DarkLight]

So true

[simonas]