I'm pissed off with the petty minded SXOC

[JB]

wicked yous lot I iz migin an' knackered hof yous takin da piss hout hof me auto. yous iz all small minded bigots who as narr idea wot real moddin iz all about.

get off ya maximum horses an learn sumfink. I iz offerin to borrow y'all advice on wot iz gonna fe real impress da bitches an how to extract da maximum potential from ya borin failed stockbroka motors.

da most important fin whun hit comes to moddin da auto iz da looks. nobody gives da damn wot dere iz unda da bonnet unless hof course yous as bare blingin tings dere.

all da bitches care about iz da body wurk hof ya auto an da way hit iz inside.

get da massiv spoila neon lightin an dtm mirrors to prove to da bitches dat yous as da massiv dong. convert to da single windscreun wipa put eybrows on ya headlamps an paint ya wheels platinum to show da true size hof ya manhood. dis iz wot da bitches dig not stupid tings like boost upgrades air filters an poncy bigga turbos. get real wake up an smell da roses.

on da inside yous need da loudest meanest lookin stereo yous can purchase wiv da huge amplifia in da boot. turn ya stereo up so loud dat not only ya bodywork vibrates but da whole area begins to regista on da richta scale. da neon rear view mirror iz gonna make da bitches wet an some max powa seat covers an performance mats iz gonna confirm dat yous iz da leada hof da pak an not some sad losa.

get da darkest tint yous possibly can on ya windows (but don't forget to squeez all da air bubbles hout first or hit iz gonna chek stupid).

fe da final touch park up outside da local scool stereo cranked up an impress those bitches. get dem queuin up beggin fe yous to giv dem da wicked seein to.

sao basically yall need to pull ya heads hout hof ya arses. stop gwanin about increasin powa or which exhaust iz fittest (obviously da loudest an biggest one iz best).

concentrate on looks an don't be da bunch hof stuffy middle class has-beens wiv narr idea hof how to live life to da maximum.

rememba me motto: stylie not substance.

respec



















PS: moderators any chance hof da spell checka?

[Leon]

Am i the only one thinking "mid-life crisis"????


bo selecta respect innit harr harr da massiv is wiv da JBmeister an his dong witch me bitchs tell me is massiv big. bling bling brova

[BanjoMaster]

Did you start typing that at 9 this morning?!

[Midgers]

use of full stops and commas gives you away, bro.

but all the same

[MattyGee]

ROFL

wikkid bruv, wikkid! selectah!

[Papa Lazarou]

Yeah dude dats real baaaad JB. About time da damn boys at da damn SXOC learnt how t'mod propuh'ly. Slap mah fro!

[Dave_S]

Aiiiii respec bra.

Ya needz to not use da commas innit!

Dave

[BanjoMaster]

Check ma' baaad self! Oooowww!

[Jezz_S13]

Moved to bradford have we JB? aiiiit LOL

[JB]

Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Moved to bradford have we JB? aiiiit LOL

Why do yous say dat? iz hit coz yous iz da racialist? Is it coz I is black?

[Jezz_S13]

Originally posted by JB
Why do yous say dat? iz hit coz yous iz da racialist? Is it coz I is black?

Have you been watch the Ali G DVD?
The hunt protest in particular?

[JB]

Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Have you been watch the Ali G DVD?
The hunt protest in particular?

Yous mok me an' me max powa creed. yous iz gonna be punished yous ignorant geeza

[ScoobyDoo]

Bling Bling

[JB]

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Bling Bling

Dat's outstandin. yous iz da yorkie geeza

[ScoobyDoo]

Originally posted by JB
Dat's outstandin. yous iz da yorkie geeza

Parker isnt in keeping with your stylish car, here's a more gangsta avatar for ya!



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[JB]

Originally posted by ScoobyDoo
Parker isnt in keeping with your stylish car, here's a more gangsta avatar for ya!



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Yous iz such da sweet geeza. as da fank yous I iz gonna send yous one hof me sunstrips

[JackaL]

Saaaafe JB! Round dis way dere is nuff bare peeps givin' ya auto serious big-ups!

But no push starts, strangely-nuff....

[Leon]

JBling an iz massiv! Innit
Big it up! you know it man you know it
innit!

[Vez]

im gonna disda'matic noise

"BBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwBBBBBBBbbbbbb bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrB BBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr"

Da stick manual is da bomb

"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrwwwwwww, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw"

I is kowing wat Iz likin and aint what youz got bruvva, so Is gonna diz your box of slush!

[JB]

Originally posted by Vez
im gonna disda'matic noise

"BBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwBBBBBBBbbbbbb bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrB BBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrr"

Da stick manual is da bomb

"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrwwwwwww, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw, TISH, BBBBBBBBBBRRrrrrrrrrrrrrw"

I is kowing wat Iz likin and aint what youz got bruvva, so Is gonna diz your box of slush!

Yous iz bangin da pile hof wak. automatic iz da way to go so yous still as one hand freesome to feel-up ya bitch