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    For Monkey/Sideways

    If you've not yet seen

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/02...thernet_cable/

    Got £6,899 (US$10,500) to spare and worried that a Cat-6 Ethernet cable is keeping you from hearing the very best of your NAS-stored collection of MP3s?

    Fear not, your moment has come, with this work of wonder from Audio Quest.

    El Reg notes that the advertisement indicates the age of Audio Quest's engineers. Since the super-Ethernet cable represents “a lifetime's research”, and the first twisted pair Ethernet standard, 10Base-T, was published in 1990, the relevant engineers are 25 years old, max.

    “This really is a 'money no object' cable for the dedicated Hi-Fi enthusiast that has extended into a world of digital audio sources,” the puffery continues.

    Pay close attention to how you plug in the “ultra-performance RJ45 connector made from silver”, because these are directional Ethernet cables (apparently in ignorance that in the digital sphere, frames travel both way on the cables).

    “The beating heart of the AudioQuest Diamond are the Solid 100% Silver Perfect Surface conductors where raw silver is processed by drawing through at a much slower speed than normal to create an ultra-smooth surface area free of indents and grooves.”

    The insulation generates an electrostatic field “which reduces energy storage and non-linear time delays to a minimum,” because the designers are worried that ordinary plastic insulation might slow down the signal.

    No, Vulture South doesn't know what that signifies either. But we're keen to try on in the data centre.

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    If they were over 25, they'd be listening to Jazz

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    Er...
    So ... if i spunk a supercars worth of £££s on a 300meter run of this i can link up a couple of our buildings with old fashioned electricy bits going between the two...

    Ohh wait there directional, so i need to spend the same again on the opposite direction... heck thats my Veyron out the window on the IT budget this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideways14a View Post
    Er...
    So ... if i spunk a supercars worth of £££s on a 300meter run of this i can link up a couple of our buildings with old fashioned electricy bits going between the two...

    Ohh wait there directional, so i need to spend the same again on the opposite direction... heck thats my Veyron out the window on the IT budget this year.
    Almost every IT guy with a budget spends over 50% of his time dreaming about how he could syphon off 10% of his budget to buy a garage full of Veyrons, Ferraris, Lambos....


    and the rest of his time researching cool sounding buzz words like "dark fibre" and wavelength-division multiplexing
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    Now i see where i have been going wrong with packet loss and discards over the years, i am not burning my cables in...

    http://www.russandrews.com/product-C...ice-BURNIN.htm

    Duh... what a noob mistake, i guess i should start again and this time do an A+

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideways14a View Post
    Now i see where i have been going wrong with packet loss and discards over the years, i am not burning my cables in...

    http://www.russandrews.com/product-C...ice-BURNIN.htm

    Duh... what a noob mistake, i guess i should start again and this time do an A+
    So, you lend them a cable and they use it extensively for 3 days then send it bck to you and you pay them for it.

    Keeeewwwwllll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Wilkinson View Post
    So, you lend them a cable and they use it extensively for 3 days then send it bck to you and you pay them for it.

    Keeeewwwwllll
    Actually, I think it's £15 extra for second-hand cables?
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    Why?

    If Dignitas gave you a discount for going early... would you?

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    Just been watching a video of them testing a "posh" hdmi cable in there quality control shed, they use a machine that squirts data down it (through two cheep looking adapters!) and happily state that it recieved all the transmitted bits... er no shit Sherlock... i can get a piece of damp goat pube to do the same.

    I have a 1500 quid network tester here, can i spray my bulk 1m drop leads silver and gold and sell them for 299 notes with a picture of it validated..????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonny Wilkinson View Post

    and the rest of his time researching cool sounding buzz words like "dark fibre" and wavelength-division multiplexing
    Erm I have researched DWDM Dense Wave Division Multiplex and had a Dark Fibre installation at my last job


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    Quote Originally Posted by sideways14a View Post
    Now i see where i have been going wrong with packet loss and discards over the years, i am not burning my cables in...

    http://www.russandrews.com/product-C...ice-BURNIN.htm

    Duh... what a noob mistake, i guess i should start again and this time do an A+
    I'd like them to put their cable up against Krone Tru- net! Guaranteed Zero bit error rate



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    Quote Originally Posted by sideways14a;

    I have a 1500 quid network tester here, can i spray my bulk 1m drop leads silver and gold and sell them for 299 notes with a picture of it validated..????
    Can it reorder packets to simulate varying Network issues?


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    God knows, its quite old now, has lots of options and runs windows ce...
    It can print out a certificate so i am about to flood ebay with expensive drop cables, i will do a group buy on the sxoc though at a discount for £199 quid for 1mtr gold ones (paint from halfords)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asht_200 View Post
    Erm I have researched DWDM Dense Wave Division Multiplex and had a Dark Fibre installation at my last job


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asht_200 View Post
    I'd like them to put their cable up against Krone Tru- net! Guaranteed Zero bit error rate



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    Quote Originally Posted by Asht_200 View Post
    Can it reorder packets to simulate varying Network issues?


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    Brings to mind my trip to Richer sounds last Friday only in a somewhat magnified fashion - A guy was refusing to buy a £25 optical connect cable on the grounds that it was too cheap to be any good for music while the sales guy (Who wasn't even egging him on) tried to keep a straight face

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    I love that the cable companies are still trying it on, in the digital age.

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    I am thinking of buying a 3 grand micro usb power cable for my new pi(2)... will make it run 50% faster due to the 1's being sharper and the 0's being rounder apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideways14a View Post
    I am thinking of buying a 3 grand micro usb power cable for my new pi(2)... will make it run 50% faster due to the 1's being sharper and the 0's being rounder apparently.
    I've always dreamed of rounder 0's maybe they should have used the letter "o" that's much less elliptical


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    Reach arounds are more my thing, I don't like the taste...

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    Italicised 0s are easier to right shift across a register as they are already leaning that way. Always have been.

    000000000000000000000

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey View Post
    Lol
    Yay ! Where the hell have you been ?!

    Still got the Z3 ?

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