I still would
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Agreed any red blooded male would given half a chance,
But and it is a huge But,,,,,, Attention Craver is only on it to boost ratings as in the suffering husbands boyfriends etc
(held to ransom of no nookie if they turn over and watch another channel)
have something to watch and so 'Allow' it,,,then later they can pretend they are doing her I guess ?
It is still as I first posted just terribly cringe worthy,pre-planned,contrived,rigged rubbish
If they ever did 'Strickly Nude super models drifting/drag racing and the winner has sex with every viewer of the show'
I might make time to watch that
Original question is on a par with "how would you like to be murdered? Shooting or stabbing?"
Both are terribly unpleasant and don't end in a particularly nice way.
I never watched Strictly as I've no interest at all. Used to watch X factor a bit as I do enjoy a good singer, but I gave up a couple of years ago as I couldn't hack the drama and whinging.
In an hour of programming they show approximately 5 mins of actual singing, 10 mins of absolute retards/lunatics who shouldn't be allowed out by themselves, 15 min of people crying and talking about their dead mother/father/brother/sister/cat/etc, and the remaining half hour is made up of swooping crowd camera shots, and Simon Cowell's smarmy fcuking head.
It's not even "entertainment" any more really.
Saw the thread title, thought I was on Mumsnet.
Yes there would have to be a rota of every 200 attendee's it's emptied out like tomato sauce bottle
the contents could be collected and sent of to a sperm bank for total random samples,like a lottery for sperm donation
Or sell it to oil of Olay to stick it in tiny pots and sell it for £20 a pop and call it 'The proper anti-wrinkle face cream'
they could do a larger version in a bottle with a pump dispenser so it simulates how it was originally dispensed into said nude super model
could be a huge money making operation and viewing figures reach record levels and ultimately they don't make noise from their mouths
as in TRY to sing for gawds sake, it all sounds like a trapped and very distressed animal to me
Total wipeout.
Dunno, thought it was ITV made but wiki says BBC so fail on my part. (Relating to previous comment of someone saying ITV only make dribble).
I dislike Strictly, bit of an oldies program I think. X-Factor ain't too bad though to pass some time if naff all else on.
I'm liking the spin off product side line's Jonny,,,,this could make someone very rich,,might be a bit tricky getting a patent though
I don't mind a bit of total wipeout,,or people making a complete tit of themselves after running their mouth with I'm the greatest! watch me do this
then they face plant into a massive beach ball on a stick,,,,Huge comedy value
100 idiots injuring themselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoFEVpW8-Hw
My kids watch that Wipeout thing. Commentated by the Hamster, isn't it ?
Andy, I even have a company name...after the lottery people....Cumalot
Rachel Riley was the only reason good enough to ever watch strictly, even if she did stomp about like a Elephant with Gout.
As for X factor, this sums it up nicely.
Steve Hughes on XFactor: http://youtu.be/HlMqaAI_ebA
Strictly come masterchef on ice factor? Load of shite.
Human Universe is where tv needs to be right now.