because 'MURICA

[ANDY black s13]

I just read the bits 9 year old,fully automatic, kills instructor,,,,,,yep that sounds about right,,,,not surprised at all really
USA gun laws are fcuked up and insanely stupid imo without dumbass parents thinking yes my 9 year old daughter needs to learn how to fire a freaking gun!
,And isn't it still legal in texas to drive a pick-up with an open can of beer in one hand
and a loaded gun in the other AND still drive at the same time legally!, steering by the will of god? or your knees

[frisbee]

Don't forget that over 98% of Americans live in rural areas and need to be armed to defend themselves against bears, mountain lions, racoons, Mexicans, gerbils and fish.

Us Europeans just wouldn't understand the hardship and danger that every America faces.

[Zornyan]

USA gun safety.....made me think of this!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xRHU3suf-MA

[Stick23]

Don't forget that over 98% of Americans live in rural areas and need to be armed to defend themselves against bears, mountain lions, racoons, Mexicans, gerbils and fish.

Us Europeans just wouldn't understand the hardship and danger that every America faces.

Lol @ the sneaky Mexican reference

[Johnny]

Americans live in rural areas and need to be armed to defend themselves against bears, mountain lions, racoons, Mexicans, gerbils and fish.

and 9 year old girls with uzis

[Clint]

Lol...😌 http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...n-instructors/

[Zornyan]

Nothing to see here........

[Si]

satire
[sat-ahyuh r]
noun
1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.

[Johnny]

Lol @ Si

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[ANDY black s13]

and 9 year old girls with uzis Accidentally set to fully automatic for extra phew phew phew dang ding

corrected for you