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  1. 02-03-2012, 12:12 #1
    TheBigShow
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    Happy birthday cluck!!!

    Happy birthday mate

    Hope you have an awesome day!

    Any plans?

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  2. 02-03-2012, 12:17 #2
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    Happy Birthday mate.

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  3. 02-03-2012, 12:18 #3
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    Happy birthday Cluck .

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    Have a good one oldtimer (he was in my office last week, wasnt looking forward to it IIRC)
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  5. 02-03-2012, 13:34 #5
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    Happy birthday mate. Hope you have a good one!
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  6. 02-03-2012, 17:58 #6
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  7. 02-03-2012, 18:29 #7
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    Ah now Cluck the birthday boy, hows it gone so far?
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  8. 04-03-2012, 13:37 #8
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    Hey, cheers folks, sorry I didn't see the thread earlier.

    Love the poem TheBigShow
    Docwra - I'm just trying to convince myself that 40 is a state of mind. The biggest problem is remembering to tick the 40-49 box on forms now .
    Jonny W - I might just kick back this afternoon and relax with a film or two

    Had a good night with my brother on Thursday, went out for a 'few' jars and a curry with a good mate on Friday and then headed down to that there London town yesterday for an Italian (lovely little place in Islington called Canonbury Kitchen - I would definitely go back as the food was spot on) and then went to Live at the Chapel for some comedy. The Boy With Tape on his Face was a huge surprise, mostly because it was very VERY funny - if you get a chance, go and see this guy, it's worth the ticket price alone. Milton Jones, the headline act, was .

    So, all in all, a good birthday. Went to the office on Friday and was greeted by huge banners and balloons (which put a soppy grin on my face) but then opened the card from everybody there to find £70 of wine vouchers . Yeah, pretty safe to say I was quite happy with that .
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    A belated happy birthday to you mate, oh and 40 is young for a poet so dont sweat it.
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    A belated happy birthday to you mate, oh and 40 is young for a poet so dont sweat it.
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  11. 05-03-2012, 19:13 #11
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    ^^^ cheers mate .
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