I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.
Anybody have any good ones?
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I only have useful as fart in space suit and useful as chocolate fireguard in my brain.
Anybody have any good ones?
I use "its like pissing against the wind"....A lot :D
chocolate teapot
John BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnetttttt changing rear brake pads on a S14
as useful as a very useful/unuseful thing
is what i use :)
Tits on a fish?
Wheels on a tomato?
A one legged man in an arse kicking competition :D
.... brains in a blonde
.... irishman in a maths competition
.... underwater hairdryer
.... inflatable darts board
.... solar powered torch
a chocolate teapot :D
bit of a variation on the chocolate fireguard one :nod:
... a dipstick on a DC9.
about as usefull as an ashtray on a motor bike
about as usefull as tits on a nun (From my girlfriends dad, whos a Vicar !)
this thread :p ;)
useless as
tits on a bull
a midget in basketball
condom in a convent
.... oxygen in a can
...this thread :wack:
as a wooden frying pan
... as a hippo in a thunder storm
Jut