Bestest Shag

[dar]

Going to really lower the tone now but WHO CARES ! What's the bestest shag (place or bird) you've ever had ??
No Bulling either !!! :eek: :eek:
And what's the worst !

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[JasewithBase]

this happened to a friend of mine a few years ago... ;) ...was driving down a quiet road for a bit of nookie with girlfriend, parked up, 11pm ish & both had kit off. 2 sets of bright lights come down towards them and park up virtually next to the car! :eek:
windows all steamed up and both naked.
Then about 4 or 5 blokes get out of the cars with shotguns! :(
He quickly starts the car up and drives down the road at high speed with feck all on! Thinking back on the event afterwards they were probably out for a bit of poaching as there's a wood closeby. Imagine if they had been stopped by cops down the road :eek:

[dar]

First time is always the worst ! Went up to Blackpool to lose my big v with the gilfriend of the time, anyway had a decent enough shag but afterwards realised my rubber had split !!! Did I **** myself or what for the next two weeks until the painters arrived !
To cap it all off my mother followed us up on the coach the next day to keep her eyes on me !! :eek: