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Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:04

I would rather face the sabres of sebastaple than trifle with your emotions mr fogg.

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:05

Certainly, some anticipation is to be expected. How is the T25 performing!

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:06

like a mississippi boat whore marinated in vodka. glad to report.

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:07

Fantastic. Your description surely conjures up lurid images.

Do you no longer wish for a T3 conversion after my /convincing/ demonstration ?

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:08

t28 and a shot of laughing gas i think, maybe a t3 in the summer. for now is the age of the NOS FOGGER innit.

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:09

NOS FOGGER.. With a name like that I think I should get some of the laughing action going on also. Of course, I think a crankshaft will be on the list before the gas.

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:13

i have a theory on using magnets instead of petrol to power an engine, i think with the right amount of magnetic conflict one could proppel a vehicle forward. So a) put some wires on either end of the crank (maybe the ht leads?) and stick a magnet near it.
Also dont forget to use that castrol magnatec (magnetic) oil. oh and put some stickers on your windscreen like.

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:14

Chimp, have you heard of the Linear Induction Motor by any chance .. ?

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:15

Oh well.

Maybe we should fly to Japan and rip off those anti-grav things they stick on those WipeOut racers.. I bet they secretly have them in the Govern Ment

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:15

yes but i dont rate it.

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:18

quite likely, failing that i would be likely to get your crank reground and fix it in an orthodox fashion utilising a balanced bottom end incl. Rods, then like get some pistoons wot make your KOMPRESHOIN RATOI GO LOW AND TEHN GET A MEATAL HAED GASKART AND MAKE THAT T3 DO SMOE WROK!!!!!!11

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:19

Yes yes YES YES YESSSS
I have bought injectors.
I need a flowing meter of air, followed by some form of rechippery... once the neigne is back on the Car it will be good good and 20 psi will be likely!!!!1!

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:21

DONT FORGET YUOR HEED GASJET OR YUO WILL BE BUYING TOP END AFTER THE BOTTOM ENDF INNIT

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:22

Hmm yes, valid points indeed. Removing the head = not a lot of fun though

Time to change Subject Chimp... Let's talk about Cosworths, specificatlly Sierra's ... they're quick aren't they

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:23

deep ends what you compare them to. but yesh, jolly easy to makle fast too. None of this malarkey Ill tell you. allover the show though aint they

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:24

have they got slippery diffs as standard?

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:25

indeedd.. also soemthi g i must fit soon.

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:26

for sure :D

drifty chimp all over the shop, smoking both the wheels and making a bit of a rucus!

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:27

dont start with this drifitng nonesense agaon. bacon butty has given me heaftbiurn

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:28

Have you seen that bald bloke off Smallville?

Better yet, have you seen steve carter's latest hair style ?? crazy I tell you ..

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:30

neither, i have seen neither. I however have a mohican latlely. I think im rather trendy. my cam is on the fllor else i wouls show yuo innit

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:31

ooh err, don't stand on the CAM... take out your CA18 cam and put that DIGI cam in .. maybe you will make more TORQUE

Chimp

17-03-2002, 19:33

im off down the pub coz me head is wreckin!!

and then............ <eerie music> BOOOOOOM! i saw that 13 ghosts, dont watch it its worse than any "horror" i have ever seen. Including those oompa lumpas on willy wonka

andyf

17-03-2002, 19:34

Yay I will heed advice.. no ghosts ... bye bye!

andyf

19-03-2002, 20:00

HAHAHA CHIMP
You will not escape before I hiccup again ...

ARgh it's really painful I need to drink a load of water