Chimp
14-03-2002, 10:15
> Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to
> determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous
> and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.
> And no cheating.
> Marks, set....GO!!!
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> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second
> place.
> In which position are you now?
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> Answer:
> If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong.
> You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're
> coming second.
> For the next question try not to be so dim.
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> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
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> Answer:
> If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.
> Think about it...How can you over take the person coming last?
> If you're behind them then they can't be last.
> The answer is impossible!!
> It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
> You would make a good weak link!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't
> take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies must be
> instantaneous.
> Take heart!! (that was the dictionary's suggestion)
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> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
> Add another 1000.
> Add 30.
> 1000 again.
> Plus 20.
> Plus 1000.
> And plus 10.
> What is the total ?
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> Answer:
> 5000??? Wrong again!!!!
> The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
> Today is clearly not your day!!
> Although you should manage to get the last question right...
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> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
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> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
> Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
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> Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
> It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
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> You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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> determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous
> and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time.
> And no cheating.
> Marks, set....GO!!!
>
>
>
> 1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second
> place.
> In which position are you now?
>
>
> Scroll down.....
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer:
> If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong.
> You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're
> coming second.
> For the next question try not to be so dim.
>
>
>
>
> 2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
>
>
>
>
> scroll down.....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer:
> If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.
> Think about it...How can you over take the person coming last?
> If you're behind them then they can't be last.
> The answer is impossible!!
> It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
> You would make a good weak link!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't
> take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies must be
> instantaneous.
> Take heart!! (that was the dictionary's suggestion)
>
>
> 3 : Take 1000. Add 40.
> Add another 1000.
> Add 30.
> 1000 again.
> Plus 20.
> Plus 1000.
> And plus 10.
> What is the total ?
>
>
>
> scroll down....
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Answer:
> 5000??? Wrong again!!!!
> The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
> Today is clearly not your day!!
> Although you should manage to get the last question right...
>
>
>
> 4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
> 1. Chacha
> 2. Cheche
> 3. Chichi
> 4. Chocho
> 5. ????
>
> Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
> Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
>
>
>
>
>
> scroll down......
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>
>
>
>
>
> Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
> It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
>
> You are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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