Spark Plug Joke

[Aitch]

A Yorkshire man goes into a garage and asks the mechanic to fit a new set of spark plugs.

"Are they Champion?" asks the mechanic.

"No, they're fcuked, that's why I want new ones!"


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[Dave_S]

Oh god .....

Dave

[JB]

Donno why but that had me LMFAO :D

God I'm sad :( :cry:

[Leon]

Lol

[fro]

:notworthy

best spark plug related joke ever :D

[JB]

:notworthy

best spark plug related joke ever :D
Just guessing here but it's probably also the only spark plug joke ever :nod:

Anyone know any good jokes about timing chains?

[fro]

timing chain related jokes are rather thin on the ground :(

[R.Sendout]

Sure we could come up with one, I'll start it off

This timing chain walks into a pub right.........

[Aitch]

timing chain related jokes are rather thin on the ground :(
I was desperately trying to think of one but it has escaped me. However I was reminded of the time I was in a small town in Lancashire with a soft tyre and I pulled into a garage and asked if they had an airline. "Fcuk off, we haven't even got a bus station" came the reply. :wack:

[Jon]

that's enough now.

EDIT - just noticed you said Lancashire. Carry on.

[Aitch]

Sure we could come up with one, I'll start it off

This timing chain walks into a pub right.........
Did he want "one for the road"? :wack:

[R.Sendout]

you could have streched that out a bit by saying 'with a bit of tarmac' and so on :rolleyes:

[Aitch]

you could have streched that out a bit by saying 'with a bit of tarmac' and so on :rolleyes:
I considered it. :D

[Aitch]

that's enough now.

EDIT - just noticed you said Lancashire. Carry on.
Good to see the War of the Roses is over. :rolleyes:

:D

[R.Sendout]

I dont know :rolleyes:
You steal my 'person under the bonnet' pic idea, then you ruin my jokes......what next? :(

[Aitch]

I dont know :rolleyes:
You steal my 'person under the bonnet' pic idea
I was looking for hamsters :nod:

[R.Sendout]

And stumbled across my tubular manifold thread, easy mistake to make :rolleyes: :D

[Aitch]

And stumbled across my tubular manifold thread, easy mistake to make :rolleyes: :D
That sounds technical - I don't think you'll find me there. :no:

I'd been on here for weeks before I even realised there was a technical section. :wack:

[R.Sendout]

Have you not seen my 'person under the bonnet pic' then? was posted aaaages ago :D

[Aitch]

Have you not seen my 'person under the bonnet pic' then? was posted aaaages ago :D
:no:


:(

[R.Sendout]

Here it is (http://www.imagestation.com/mypictures/inbox/view.html?id=4186486614&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagestation.com%2Fpicture%2F sraid104%2Fpd6f2e3ec8e7ddc26ff58586fcea0f8c8%2Ff98 8b756.jpg&caption=41kf0005)

Not me, its my mate Stu77 from here

[Aitch]

Here it is (http://www.imagestation.com/mypictures/inbox/view.html?id=4186486614&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imagestation.com%2Fpicture%2F sraid104%2Fpd6f2e3ec8e7ddc26ff58586fcea0f8c8%2Ff98 8b756.jpg&caption=41kf0005)

Not me, its my mate Stu77 from here
EGR removal perchance?

[R.Sendout]

Wrong side of engine and wrong model I am affraid, eerm fitting tubular manifold :D

[Aitch]

Wrong side of engine and wrong model I am affraid, eerm fitting tubular manifold :D
Sorry, should have said EGR pipe to manifold removal - looks like he's holding a big chisel in his hand, which was the way my EGR pipe was removed :eek: :smash:

Doh, just realised the S14a didn't have an EGR. :rolleyes:

[disco-tom]

And that's why you don't venture into techinical much then, Aitch? :p

[Aitch]

And that's why you don't venture into techinical much then, Aitch? :p
:whip: Hey, I got there in the end didn't I? :wack:

[JB]

SH... :sleep:

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