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Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 20:44
Orville & Kylie & me missus Lynn.
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Tea Leoni ooooooooooooooh baby, come to papa
Halle Berry slumph..........
Jennifer Aniston b4 she became really thin and lost er boobs
Denise Richards, need i say anymore.... :D :D
Ps. i guess the missus is lookin over ur shoulder then Jez? :p
And wasnt orville a boy?
Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 21:03
Originally posted by Kevs 200sx:
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Nah, just that me missus is ace.
Who gives a ferk, birds are generally asexual for a while.
Besides whether you shag a boy or a girl stuffed animal is pretty depraved either way you look at it. ;)
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Nah, just that me missus is ace.
Who gives a ferk, birds are generally asexual for a while.
Besides whether you shag a boy or a girl stuffed animal is pretty depraved either way you look at it. ;)</STRONG>
:D :D :D
Yeah, thats a good point mate :D :p :p
Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 21:19
Well that killed that thread then. :D :D :D :D
What about Jimmy Cranky? :) :D :D
erm, im scared :eek:
Im just thankfull Wales is so far away from Scotland. :p :D :D
Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 21:26
Originally posted by Kevs 200sx:
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Im just thankfull Wales is so far away from Scotland. :p :D :D</STRONG>
Why do you look like her? If so no distance is too far :) :) :D
Ok, its late (???) im tired, ive got to go to work :(
I cant think of anything smart to reply :rolleyes:
Only that he/she was ur suggestion mate, and the topic is bestest birds :confused:
So ur into cross-dressers then :p :D :D
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Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 21:45
I'm bored of that too Kev.
Back on the straight & narrow now.
Aye Imbruglia is okay, got a bit of an odd shaped gob though.
Well i have to say if she was offering to put said odd shaped gob around certain parts of my odd shaped body, i wouldnt complain :D :D
Mind u, its been a month or two with no bird now, so basically any bird would do really.
Jezz, where did u leave orville...........................
Oh, i need help :rolleyes:
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Jezz_S13
02-03-2002, 21:54
Orville is at home looking after our chimerachicks. :)
Erm other birds, I find Calista Flockart quite appealing, doubt many will agree but there is something odd about her which turn me on.
Oh and the bird that played Maxine in 'Being John Malkovitch', and Carrie Anne Moss in a cat suit too and...
Time to visit www.thehun.net (http://www.thehun.net) for some relief. :) :)
Hmmmm Calista Flockhart! The only thing that turns me on about her is that she appeals to to cook in me. "Sit yourself down Calista, darling....and eat ALL your f@cking dumplings and stew you skinny tart, and for afters there's steamed suet pudding and custard". And when she's eaten her dinner she and I can sit down in front of the TV while I make her drink 14 pints of Sam Smith's Nourish Strong Stout (assuming they still make it).
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Oooh this is a toughie ...
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simanc26
03-03-2002, 00:17
What about the birds, that birds say we should like? They always say Jennifer Lopez "She is so beautiful".
She has a big arse and no tits. Thats why most birds like her cos they are like her.
Penelope Cruz does it for me, with Annabel Croft at the same time tho! :rolleyes:
barryjdart
03-03-2002, 08:32
Kylie and Sarah Michelle Geller for me.
Have to say though that Babs (Pan,s People)
and Agnitha (? the blond one from ABBA) used to be the ones. That shows my age!
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Still think Pammie is up for it , but i'm an oldie too :)
and that Heidi Clum or whatever is a sweetie too
What about Seven of Nine, Claire (from Steps), Courtney Cox (before she went thin and lost her tits), Jollie Richardson (the fine filly from the Lloyds TSB ad), The Scottish Widows Lady, Any female pornstar and don't forget Charlies Angels ! :D :D :D ;) :D :D :D
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Jezz_S13
03-03-2002, 09:12
Dodger, I'm a skiny git too, i think it's that that appeals. :)
Scottish Widows bird Mmmm yubba yubba. :)
she's no fvcking widow is she? :rolleyes:
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sideways tony
03-03-2002, 16:12
My mother-in-law lives next door to Emma Cesari..they have ajoining balconies where i can often be seen bashing the bishop with one hand whilst operating a camcorder with the other.....anyone need a copy???
David_S14
03-03-2002, 17:02
What, of you giving yourself a knuckle shandy.....NOPE !!!!! :D :D :D
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Kate Winslet, Mel B, CLaire(steps), Shakira, Christina Ricci,etc.it's a rump thing!
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cadburys man
03-03-2002, 21:23
Kylie, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah lou & maria (Coronation St), Jennifer Aniston, Mena Suvari, errrrr...and loads more ;) :D :D :D
Daniel san
03-03-2002, 21:51
:eek:
http://www.danscastle.co.uk/laydees/Alana_school3.jpg
barryjdart
03-03-2002, 21:51
Ulricacacacacacacacacacacacaca!
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Daniel san
03-03-2002, 22:19
This one's for Jibber!
http://www.danscastle.co.uk/laydees/Alana_nurse4.jpg
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barryjdart
03-03-2002, 22:42
:eek: :D Great pics. But please tell us poor s*ds Dan-BlitzedS14 how does one put pics on the board. OK I know that you are part of the Webteam, but I have tried and tried to no avail.
Thanks :D
Daniel san
03-03-2002, 22:51
Barry, the picture you want to post has to be on the web somewhere already. Then, just click the "image" button under the text box when you write your post. This brings up a little box in the top left of the screen. Type the URL of the image you wish to post and there ya go :)
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Scottish Widows bird Mmmm yubba yubba.
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David Coultard in drag you mean? Ewwww....
Seven of Nine is the most efficient choice for me. :p :p :)
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Stop it jibber!! :rolleyes:
For me, if it can walk under its own power and has a pair of tits, Ill consider it
Oh BTW - thats nice work there Dan ........ although if I posted snaps of my missus up on here shed have my balls :eek: ;)
Bet my missus is younger and more deviant than yours ........ ;) and if that isnt a prompt for an "interesting" story I dont know what is :D
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barryjdart
04-03-2002, 20:59
To continue with the originat topic.
Penny Smith, Teri Hatcher and any of the Corrs.
barryjdart
04-03-2002, 21:01
:o :o :o
Except the fellow of corrs.
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This reminds me...there used to beone or two smart, er..birds I think is the vernacular...in the old Star Treks. Very well supported frontages and occasionally not much kit at all. God I'm so old.
barryjdart
05-03-2002, 07:05
:D :D :D :D http://www.btinternet.com/~barry.dart/Scan0004.jpg
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Nathan_200sx
05-03-2002, 11:05
Melanie sykes, slobber.
http://www.melaniesykesgallery.co.uk/50.jpg
shadow21
05-03-2002, 11:11
I'd go for Laetitia Casta (can't you hear the Marseillaise in background? :D ), and am in love with Denise Richards since the first time I saw her...
Well, I have to wake up now!! Time to make my boss earn money...
Chris_Lacey
05-03-2002, 11:14
Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz and Terry Farrel (Dax in DS9).
Or all three :D
Christian
05-03-2002, 12:42
Well for me it is
Alyssa Milano
Catherine Zeta Jones
Meg Ryan
any of the above or all of them :D
But Alyssa is top :)
I'm new here guys so just wanted to say hi to you all :)
So Dan, i do hope by posting my pics on the board that you're not trying to pretend i'm your missus :D
Just jokin with ya ;)
Take care
Lots of love
Alana
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You are hereby banned from washing my car, Jibber..
I don't trust you when you say that white stuff is car shampoo.. :eek:
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Daniel san
10-03-2002, 21:03
Originally posted by Alana:
<STRONG>I'm new here guys so just wanted to say hi to you all :)
So Dan, i do hope by posting my pics on the board that you're not trying to pretend i'm your missus :D
Just jokin with ya ;)
Take care
Lots of love
Alana
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Glad you could drop by babe. Shame you couldn't make it today :(
But look what you've done!!! Jibber will never be the same again!
:eek:
and your web counter has just gone up by 000000's :D
well Dan, it does seem that i have made an impact on him :)
Yeh sorry about today, i REALLY wanted to come.
So how did it go?
Let me know ;)
Sorry just testing my signature :D
Hey jibber....so you like my pics babe? :)
A. Waterfield
10-03-2002, 23:17
why oh why! i leave the message board and then all this exciting s*** happens! Alana is hot, I'd like to get my hands on you Alana! (woha down boy)
made a young man very happy :)
Back on the original subject matter. nobodys said Kelly Brook. http://homepage.eircom.net/~duncliffe/kellyhomephoto.html . Come on... she's all women!! British too!!! They don't make um like that to often!!! :D :D
Hey how do you put them pickys up!!! I just found a bloody sunning on of Kelly and it didnt work!!! :mad: :mad:
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Daniel san
11-03-2002, 22:32
Alana, the day went really well cheers.
Go into the "General" forum, here http://www.sxoc.com/cgi-bin/200sx/UBB/ultimatebb.cgi and take a look at the many posts there have been about the day.
Highlight though, had to be my 189mph passenger ride in Rocket Ronnie's Skyline :D Which no-one's at all jelous of :p
Originally posted by Alana:
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Yeh sorry about today, i REALLY wanted to come.</STRONG>
:D :D :D
God, I'm so childish! :D
Originally posted by Dan_BlitzedS14:
<STRONG>Highlight though, had to be my 189mph passenger ride in Rocket Ronnie's Skyline :D Which no-one's at all jelous of :p</STRONG>
Yeah, not ****ing much Blitzed ....... :mad:
This is the dude that pulled up next to me with my newly fitted TT, while getting rady for a 0-60 (5.9, if you must know :D) and started asking me how to get out - in the course of the convo I just happened to say something like:
"Yeah, but its not 189 mph is it??"
To which he replies, nice and cool,
"I was riding in that actually" :mad: :mad: :jealous:
First annual jammy barstard prize nominee up there look ^^ ;)
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Originally posted by Alana:
<STRONG>Hey jibber....so you like my pics babe? :)</STRONG>
Tempting fate? ;) Or just good business sense? ;) :D :D
Sideways Danny
12-03-2002, 22:11
Joanna Taylor, hands down every time, no contest she is FINE
ok then a little lust list:
Kylie of course
faruka baulk i like the vamp look
kelly lebrok (weird science)
Danni minogue (just to compare)
seven of nine (jerry ryan)
xena for those days when gentle isnt enough lol
add to that then lol
I totally agree with that one "sideways Danny"!
Well i'm Bi and i would love to get into bed with Jennifer Ellison, Nicola Ulian, Britney Spears, Kelly Brook, Jakki Degg, Rachel Stevens to name a few :)
Do you like my selection boys??
:D
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Daniel san
15-03-2002, 22:31
lol @ jibber. Glad to see you're still ok mate :)
That is a FINE selection indeed Alana. :p :eek:
I've always said " There's only one thing better than sex with 2 girlies.....and that's sex with 3! :eek:
Alana,
Just been looking trough your website ! Very VERY yummy !!! :D
Makes me think though "What are you doing talking to a load of losers like us for?"
Your now in my list ! Hope you don't mind !? ;)
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This 'Alana' is merely advertising a porn site. Now while I obviously don't object to such sites ;) I will NOT have them being advertised on this board by someone who has obviously joined purely to get people to go to such a site. If someone like Andy had posted, I probably wouldn't have cared (no, that is not a license for you to post your favourites list Andy ;) )
Also, this is a family board, and while I will tolerate a lot of things, porn directly on the board is not one of them. The pics on this thread as as graphic as they're allowed to get, and if *anyone* adds a picture to a post that is more hardcore than that, I'll remove their login.
If you want to post a link to anything more 'hardcore' than that, then add a rating from 1-10 of how filthy it is, so that those in an office can make a potentially job-saving decision whether or not to open the thread.
I do not want to be a killjoy, but there *are* limits.
Bestest Bird? Well it has to be the gorgeous 23 year old brunette who I met last sunday and have spent nearly every minute with since then!!! ;)
Do I sniff the potential for a rift between the moderators? ;) :D
Originally posted by Keith_C:
<STRONG>This 'Alana' is merely advertising a porn site. Now while I obviously don't object to such sites ;) I will NOT have them being advertised on this board by someone who has obviously joined purely to get people to go to such a site. If someone like Andy had posted, I probably wouldn't have cared (no, that is not a license for you to post your favourites list Andy ;) )
Also, this is a family board, and while I will tolerate a lot of things, porn directly on the board is not one of them. The pics on this thread as as graphic as they're allowed to get, and if *anyone* adds a picture to a post that is more hardcore than that, I'll remove their login.
If you want to post a link to anything more 'hardcore' than that, then add a rating from 1-10 of how filthy it is, so that those in an office can make a potentially job-saving decision whether or not to open the thread.
I do not want to be a killjoy, but there *are* limits.</STRONG>
I know I'm going to get slated but I agree with Keith on this one, she should at least pay the £15 SXOC membership fee.
I believe Alana should be punished, bad girl! ;)
quite right, he says biteing his hand and drawing blood.
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