funnies

[Nathan_200sx]

http://buzz.bazooka.se/buzz_redir.asp?bID=6916

10/10 for trying http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Nathan
Red S13 few bit's n bobs 330ish BHP
Dont get even -- Get odd!!!

[Nathan_200sx]

http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/%7Eera/tube.htm

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Nathan
Red S13 few bit's n bobs 330ish BHP
Dont get even -- Get odd!!!

[Johnny]

hehehehehe

made my year ! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif

nice find

[Nathan_200sx]

turn up your volume and watch this, http://home.kimo.com.tw/netspooky/kikia/

Be honest, who jumped?

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Nathan
Red S13 few bit's n bobs 330ish BHP
Dont get even -- Get odd!!!

[NikB]

That's twisted.

[Matt_S]

Group buy on new undies anyone??? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

[NikB]

Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
....but she didn't wear that one very often

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you ****head.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill
And now they have a son.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
He needed the money..

[Christian]

Originally posted by Matt_S:
[QB]Group buy on new undies anyone??? [IMG]]


I'm in ;)

[Billy]

Originally posted by Matt_S:
<STRONG>Group buy on new undies anyone??? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif </STRONG>

Hawaian stylee?

:)

[Christian]

This is going to take me ages, but it is so classy, I'll translate it from German to English for ya lot :)


Eve is, once again, totally h0rny and wants desperately, that Adam does his thing to her the xth time that day.
Adam, totally exhausted, doesn't get his thing up anymore and begs her to leave him alone, at last.
"Sh!t", Eva thinks, "what can I do?? I'm totally h0rny and need it no matter what! Ok, so something else has to do"

So she wanders through paradise searching for a suitable object to satisfy her needs.
Suddenly she spots a dinosaur on a small clearing eating grass. She thinks "Wow, he surely has a huge thing, I must have him"
She sneaks up from behind, but the moment she can jump on him the dinosaur recognises her and thinks:" Sh!t, again this h0rny Eva, run!" and so he runs the maximum what his feet can do. Eva chases him and they run and run and run until suddenly the Dino falls and is dead. Diagnosis - heart attack.
"Sh!t", Eva thinks again and continues her search.

Then she sees an ape on a tree - she wouldn't say no to him.
The last moment, just before Eva can grab him on the back and rape him the ape breaks free and disappears in the forest, leaving Eva with a bunch of fur in her hands.
"Sh!t", Eva thinks, "what am I gonna do now?? I'm totally h0rny and need it NOW"

In her desperate search she approaches on a lake, looks into the water and spots some fish.
"Well" she thinks, "in my situation.. why not?", reaches into the water, grabs a fish and does it real nice and hefty with the poor little fish.


The morale of the story you ask???

We now know why the dinosaurs extincted, we also know why apes have no fur on theis @sses, but we will never know how fish smelled before.......

:D :D :D :D


Phew, and please apologise for any translation errors, I'm only an amateur :)