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matt_j
05-02-2002, 11:08
boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.....
in an effort to help my craving for good reading material on cars over here in Spain, my ever loyal girlfriend has tried to "help out" by buying me a copy of "Max Power/****e"

She has no idea of the repercussions that such an insolent and thoughtless decision can bring and for this, it is safe to say, i am very unhappy with her..... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

apologies to all affected as im honestly, LITERALLY traumatised by the crap i have just been given, honest to god, i cood gun these w@nkers down for the drivel they produce....THERES A GODDAM ESCORT VAN IN IT FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!!!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

strike me down... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif
Leon
05-02-2002, 11:55
Poor you.
However, her heart was in the right place.
She could have turned around and told you to stop playing with toys and grow up...
I've been told that in the past too http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

Take it easy
Neil
Avinitlarge
05-02-2002, 12:11
That is REALLY BAD, Is she trying to depress you?? I had i look through MAX power or REVS the other day, What a load of W@nK.
Zenki
05-02-2002, 12:28
I normally will look thro a copy of Revs or Max power as it gives me a nice smug feeling. It also provides an invaluable reference guide as to what NOT to do to a 2*****!!!!

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docwra
05-02-2002, 12:37
http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif

I think a high speed trip from the top of the stairs to the bottom might be in order for your young lady there mate http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Just wait till shes carrying the washing down or something, just a little nudge and then ............ hehehe

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mikek
05-02-2002, 14:52
My women is totally the opposite, she moans that she doesn't have enough toys to play with !
docwra
05-02-2002, 14:57
Originally posted by mikek:
My women

I didnt know you were a mormon mate !! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
I said mormon http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif


[This message has been edited by docwra (edited 05-02-2002).]
geoff_s14
06-02-2002, 14:54
Originally posted by mikek:
My women is totally the opposite, she moans that she doesn't have enough toys to play with !

Mine only moans while she's playing with her toys.
Billy
06-02-2002, 15:14
Matt,

Try buying her a copy of 'Bull-Dyke monthly' or 'Proctology Digest' or something similar, and see how SHE likes it! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/mad.gif

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