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jibber
15-02-2002, 15:55
just thought i would share this with you lot, being rather a keen hot dog fan with the waistline to prove it, i picked up this bottle of mustard from tescos ,Frenches its called, with a motto of Americas favorite mustard,bloody slap me with a week old dead kipper, try it you will love this crap, put it on by the gob full and suck it off. its mighty fine. now you cant get much more non 200sx related than that surely!

Billy
15-02-2002, 16:00
Originally posted by jibber:
<STRONG> slap me with a week old dead kipper, try it you will love this crap, put it on by the gob full and suck it off.</STRONG>

Ew.

Chris_Lacey
15-02-2002, 16:03
Been buying that stuff for about 18 months mate, since Colmans stopped making French mustard, I thought I'd give it's namesake a try. Top Topic :)

jibber
15-02-2002, 16:05
it wasnt meant to sound like that, anyway vals day was yesterday :eek:

jibber
15-02-2002, 16:16
Jibbers other half here - sorry about the mustard thing, he hasn't been the same since he noticed a new scratch on the car. I'll try and stop this sad obsession from cluttering up your website again. Cheers! :rolleyes:

docwra
15-02-2002, 16:30
Aye, Im familiar with it. goes excellently with chilli dogs :)
Sorta reminds me of the bloke who saw his housemate come home with a sort, disappear into his room for a bit, then reappear, rummage through the kitchen and go back upstairs. 5 minutes later, much screaming and wailing, bird comes running downstairs and exits house.
When he asked what was going on, bloke who had pulled said:
"She wanted me to do her up the wrong un, so I came to find some lube - all I could find was mustard!" :eek: :rolleyes:
Take care out there kids :)

Billy
15-02-2002, 16:36
Ew.

Again.

Richy_Boy
15-02-2002, 18:27
lol.. I'm with billy. :D

andyf
15-02-2002, 18:33
I like hi-bran toast with mackeral + baked beans ... great!

Zenki
15-02-2002, 19:02
Yeah! Frenches really is........er......um....THE MUSTARD!!! :D :D :D

Mike_S13
16-02-2002, 08:11
Musssturd??? Don't letss be silly!

Ahh yes tea, I never thought of tea.....