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Nathan_200sx
25-02-2002, 09:46
I realy realy realy hope this site is a joke! these guys cant be real surley? If they are they are the biggest bunch of ****heads I have ever seen. It almost makes me want to find them and give em a good slapping FFS http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/index.html
Lol,
Me thinks they need to find a mirror and have a quiet word with themselves :D
Rock Star
25-02-2002, 10:00
Especially the guy with the "Craig David" face hair!!! :eek:
I match your hayez squad and raise you an icy hot stuntaz :D
Notice how there is only one member of their "massive" that bought his own car - the rest of em are thanking their parents :rolleyes: :eek:
They are pretty obviously Hayes boys
:( :rolleyes:
Chris_Lacey
25-02-2002, 11:37
Some of those cars are really sorted, particuarly that 140BHP Golf GTi with the K&N induction kit (drool)....
It's a shame one of them isn't called furious, cos they already have a guy called Fass :D
Errm...words fail me. "Only god can judge us", my, my, what an inflated opinion of themselves they have.
oh
erm
i should have a word for that...
ohmyfkinggodican'tbelievethatsomeonehasactuallyhos tedthatmadfkedwierdupthemselvescntingbodgedfkupery ontheinternet
should do it I think
;)
[ 26-02-2002: Message edited by: Starionman ]
Oops, sorry 'bout the last post, something went wrong somewhere!!
I was gonna say:
Oh No!!! I've just put an offer on a house in .......HAYES.......!!!! Well, its more North Hayes - Yeading-ish.
I hope I never see these guys in the flesh or they might want me to join their crew or something or secretly take photos of my car and put it on their site!!!
Chris_Lacey
25-02-2002, 13:54
Heh heh, they won't take photos of our cars Didier, they aren't modded enough under the bonnet to satisfy those power hungry freaks, 140 Bhp out of a 2.0 litre powerplant.. Crazy :D
Where did you get "Didier" from DL??
True about the power though, they might reject my boggo standard 200 ponies! ;)
Richy_Boy
25-02-2002, 14:09
"Thanks mom and dad for being there for me when I needed you the most, big shout to all my hommies for being there for me through hard times, and for making this dream become a reality, couldn't have done it without your help. Most importantly not forgetting all the sexy ladies for giving me the oral pleasure.....I Love you all"
What a lovely quote.. lol Mentioning your mother and BJ's in the same sentance near enough.. lol :D
Boys.. Men.. we have somewhere to aim for in life.. we could be just like these guys :D *shame*
Oh lordy! :rolleyes:
Whatever next, still big up their massive for overcoming all the 'hard times' must be a real bummer having your folks buy you cars all the time! ;)
'Only god can judge us'??? Tell that to the magistrate and the fashion police you muppet! :p
Word.
sho nuff, they is jus keepin it real for all the hommies(sic) that havent made it thru the dark times :)
see ya on the flip side brothers
Westside.
Yo Boyz!
Yuz ad bettr be careful dissin' da HayezSquad, or dem will cum raaaand yer 'ouse and mow ya down wiv der AK-47's
Normally to be found in the boots of their Wikkid Charryuts (with neons!), I believe!
Reeeeeeespek!
Paul_S13
25-02-2002, 19:30
Originally posted by docwra:
<STRONG>I match your hayez squad and raise you an icy hot stuntaz :D</STRONG>
Oh yeah I forgot about the Icy Hot Stuntaz http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/otn/laughing/icon_smile_lachuh.gif they were great :D :D :D :D
Nathan_200sx
26-02-2002, 11:56
web page (http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/shazad.jpg) Who ate all the pies!!!
web page (http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/all_round_wide.jpg) Bet that beemers bonnet will never be the same. these guys are still pissing me off, I know I should just not look at the site but I cant help it. I want to hurt them I realy want to hurt them alot.
Quiet and mysterious always on a mission. Behind that quiet calm exterior lies a dark side to this man, get on the wrong side and you'll live to regret it. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx:
<STRONG>web page (http://www.hayezsquad.co.uk/shazad.jpg) Who ate all the pies!!!
</STRONG>
At least he doesnt have to bother with lowering springs ......... on one side of the car anyway :D :D :D
If you decide to go hurt them nath, can I come too?? In fact, why doesnt the whole board cruise down there?? that'd be a laff :D :D
Richy_Boy
26-02-2002, 14:32
To quote the great film snatch. "Feck! His a beg fella" ;) lol
Nathan_200sx
26-02-2002, 15:30
Originally posted by Richy_Boy:
<STRONG>To quote the great film snatch. "Feck! His a beg fella" ;) lol</STRONG>
Thats it he's a tyrone looky likey :D
"I hate fooking pikeys" best quote of the film :D
funniest bit is when tyrone parks the car hit the van and reckons it was parked at a funny angle
[ 26-02-2002: Message edited by: Nathan_200sx ]
Originally posted by DL:
<STRONG>Heh heh, they won't take photos of our cars Didier, they aren't modded enough under the bonnet to satisfy those power hungry freaks, 140 Bhp out of a 2.0 litre powerplant.. Crazy :D</STRONG>
Take it that's normal aspiration then???
or am i being dumb?
I churn about 177bhp out of my 1997cc...
Lets face it - mad cars?
erm no.
That Civic looks interesting but there isn't a car there that wouldn't, in my humlbe opinion, benefit from the addition of a lamp post.
Now a ***** with big wheels, fat lip front skirts and all the tricks...
matron... pass the Kleenex
Originally posted by docwra:
<STRONG>I match your hayez squad and raise you an icy hot stuntaz :D
:</STRONG>
I'll see you both with an Asian Prince - remember him?
With his sexy-vans
Couldn't he use his mullet to fly?
[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: Dunk ]
[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: Dunk ]
Nathan_200sx
27-02-2002, 11:57
Originally posted by Dunk:
<STRONG>
I'll see you both with an Asian Prince - remember him?
With his sexy-vans
Couldn't he use his mullet to fly?
[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: Dunk ]
[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: Dunk ]</STRONG>
Asian Prince (http://www.geocities.com/asianprince213/) the web just gets worse and worse :rolleyes:
Originally posted by Dunk:
<STRONG>
I'll see you both with an Asian Prince - remember him?
</STRONG>
Classic! :D
These pepole should be locked up for their own safety!
Jesus - that asian prince picture on the front page is the one that I send to people when they ask for a pic of me!! :eek:
Classic site though :)
Nathan_200sx
27-02-2002, 13:12
Originally posted by docwra:
<STRONG>Jesus - that asian prince picture on the front page is the one that I send to people when they ask for a pic of me!! :eek:
Classic site though :)</STRONG>
Doc I thought you'd got rid of your mullet?
:D
Go to the possible princesses section....
Greta down the very bottom on the right. She looks like the undead.
And just take a look at the absolute beaut in the middle called Latoya. Every branch of the ugly tree caught her round the mush when she fell out.
Doc, don't you wear yer fours when you're out cruising the strip in one of those sexy-vans?
Chris_Lacey
27-02-2002, 13:30
If you think your car is amongst the Elite, then bring it along to Stokcley Car Cruise to show off its thing. Compare it to the Hayezsquad cars and meet the guys in person. And if its as good as you think then you can see your car on this page next week.
I was actually laughing out loud at that :)
maybe we should mail them a link to this thread? <grin>
Chris_Lacey
27-02-2002, 17:49
I wouldn't normally keep bumping this, but JackaL you are the man, your guestbook entry literally reduced me, my gf and lodger to tears!!!
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