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Rude Dog
14-06-2004, 23:38
OK this year I'm well stuffed :( Its Mrs Rudes birthday next Wednesday :thumbs:
Usually Mrs Rude is soooooooooo easy to buy for, typical woman stuff clothes, shoes, boots etc but as she is pregnant at the mo thats out of the question :rolleyes:
I keep asking her what she wants and she doesnt know, what do you get for the woman who has everything :D
I have tried in vain to convince her an HKS Super Dragger is the thing for the discerning woman about town but she aint 'avin any of it so WTF am I supposed to buy her :annoyed:
Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease come up with something. I am all out of ideas this year :cry:
some girly dvds, some perfume and a rampant rabbit :)
Rude Dog
14-06-2004, 23:40
some girly dvds, some perfume and a rampant rabbit :)
Like I said, what do you get for the woman who has everything LOL :D
a black mamba and i'd personally get her either a Gucci or Armani watch - the girly ones go for about 200-300 notes at the mo, and she'd be dead impressed :) - with the watch that is :D
ohh difficult.
what about a spa day? soemthing to show that you care forher relaxation?
Or something baby-related? sliver placenta clamps perhaps?
maybe something to pamper here with...day or 2 at a spa or summat for after she's given birth...as she's been carrying around your baby for ages and had to put up with a bad back, being tired all the time, having a gut the size of africa etc etc a good pampering session might be appreciated.
Rude Dog
14-06-2004, 23:46
sliver placenta clamps perhaps?
:hurl: Only you mate :wack: :D
hadyn, got her a watch the other year :( Keep the ideas coming :thumbs:
hef top idea mate she would love that, a day away from the dweebs being pampered :thumbs:
Ok thats good start. Anything else :)
might be a bad idea cuz shes pregnant, but get one of those PS2 Dance Revolution mats with the game - the ladies seem to love that game!
Rude Dog
14-06-2004, 23:49
If nothing else it'll induse labour I suppose :wack: :D
well what with my limited experience with the opposite sex, and (almost) no experience with pregnant women the only thing i know of them is what i've seen on the goggle box....and i often hear of prenant women and women that have just given birth that don't think they're attractive cos they've put weight on and all stupid stuff like that, plus the hormones are playing up and stuff so i think anything that makes her feel good will score you points.
i don't think getting her something baby related would be good...it's HER birthday, get HER something...once the baby's arrived it's gonna be baby baby baby all the time, then you get baby stuff. She'd probably appreciate something to take her mind off the baby.
(but that's a guy talking, maybe the girlies could suggest summat better)
might be a bad idea cuz shes pregnant, but get one of those PS2 Dance Revolution mats with the game - the ladies seem to love that game!
i refer you to your first 8 words in the above post... :D
what about a voucher for a photographic session with you, Mrs Rude and all the Dweebs when the latest Dweeb is sprung from confinement in a watery cell?
Or an oil painting...
might be a bad idea cuz shes pregnant, but get one of those PS2 Dance Revolution mats with the game - the ladies seem to love that game!
you can get that game with the microphones now "sing star" (i think), maybe that'll be a bit better :)
(im currently enjoying GT4 Prologue, but she probably wouldn't appreciate that ;) )
Rude Dog
14-06-2004, 23:56
i refer you to your first 8 words in the above post... :D
what about a voucher for a photographic session with you, Mrs Rude and all the Dweebs when the latest Dweeb is sprung from confinement in a watery cell?
Or an oil painting...
Our house is stuffed with family/dweeb pics and with an other one about to make an appearance it'll happen anyway :rolleyes: Cant turn round in this house without the little horrors looking at you either in the flesh or out of a picture frame :D
Ok we can narrow this down a bit to nothing to do with kids :thumbs:
And I bet the laydees on here are having a good laugh at us blokes floundering around :wack: :nod:
what about one of these...
click here (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/SEASCO_gadg.htm) :D
I can't comment on what to get but I can offer advice on what not to get - kitchen appliances really hurt when they are thrown (hard) at your head. :wack:
Our house is stuffed with family/dweeb pics and with an other one about to make an appearance it'll happen anyway :rolleyes: Cant turn round in this house without the little horrors looking at you either in the flesh or out of a picture frame :D
Ok we can narrow this down a bit to nothing to do with kids :thumbs:
And I bet the laydees on here are having a good laugh at us blokes floundering around :wack: :nod:
tattoo yourself with her name on....
what about a really pretty ankle chain or something? Something classy that she can wear even fully loaded.
tattoo yourself with her name on.....
:no:
**** that.
wait intill shes had the kid then bend her over the aga and make animal love to her intill you break wind :)
:no:
LOL
thankfully DOggy knows me well enough by now to know that i'm being entirely serious....
;)
what about a trip up the thames or summat, just the two of you, on one of those paddle steamer things?
Rude Dog
15-06-2004, 00:09
what about one of these...
click here (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/SEASCO_gadg.htm) :D
Thats kinda along the lines of the KKS :wack: :D
**** that.
wait intill shes had the kid then bend her over the aga and make animal love to her intill you break wind :)
Only you could come out with that DS! :rolleyes: ( :D )
That's what got her in her current predicament in the first place! :wack:
Thats kinda along the lines of the KKS
the what!? :confused:
http://www.johnlewis.com/stores/store.asp?str=802
loads of stuff for girls, and you can sort by price...
or maybe something from...
http://www.redletterday.co.uk/
i've had a couple of these and they were both rather fun and well organised...don't be put off by the uk2.net domain advert at the top, they're actually quite a professional outfit.
Rude Dog
15-06-2004, 00:27
the what!? :confused:
http://www.johnlewis.com/stores/store.asp?str=802
loads of stuff for girls, and you can sort by price...
Soz HKS :D
Im quite happy that you were right with the Super Drager! :thumbs:
I know it sounds a bit silly but what about adopting her a crazy animal from a zoo :whip: I adopted a baby lemor for my girlfriend on her birthday from drayton manor zoo an she cry'd with joy (She fecking loves the silly furry things)!! I thought it was my birthday that night!! ;) :thumbs:
Just an idea...
And I bet the laydees on here are having a good laugh at us blokes floundering around :wack: :nod:
yea you could say that
some quiet good ideas already and some you should avoid like the plague but go with what you no she is into if she sings and doesnt sound like a cat on fire then yea a mike thingy but a spa day sounds heavenly is she height phobic has she ever hot air ballooned (for after the birth) any of those special day things that you know she would love would give her something to look forward to apart from seeing her toes again depends how long she has to go if its ages then a spa for now and something for after ( leon i like the silver clamp idea i still have my daughters clamp blood n gore attached :nod: )
good luck could be dangerous getting it wrong
i would like to adopt an animal (hint hint Draven)
Bayside Blue
15-06-2004, 07:52
www.surpriseyourwoman.com (http://www.surpriseyourwoman.com) this site is always handy ;)
Martin :thumbs:
manic_mechanic
15-06-2004, 08:21
Lush Cosmetics always go down well with Mrs Manic. They're slightly hippy so they probably do some cool natural cream for rubbing on bumps so they shrink back after :)
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=42279&highlight=birthday
I had a similar problem a while back mate :rolleyes:
Diamonds always go down well.
But remember to save some bucks for when the baby arrives, as you have to get her a "giving birth" pressie too. :rolleyes:
Rude Dog
15-06-2004, 12:41
So far so good, looks like I am getting somewhere now :thumbs:
Nice romantic candlelit dinner in a nice restaurant, perhaps a favourite place that the two of you share? Then give her her main present then along with a bunch of Roses.
My main present idea would be the spa day, let her have a good pampering, massage mud bath the full works mate. She is your better half and has devoted her life to you and is giving you the son / daughter you both want. Let her know how much you love and care about her.
Cos if you get THIS one wrong while she is pregnant you will be in for years of misery as she makes your life a living hell :D :D :D
Nice romantic candlelit dinner in a nice restaurant, perhaps a favourite place that the two of you share? Then give her her main present then along with a bunch of Roses.
My main present idea would be the spa day, let her have a good pampering, massage mud bath the full works mate. She is your better half and has devoted her life to you and is giving you the son / daughter you both want. Let her know how much you love and care about her.
Cos if you get THIS one wrong while she is pregnant you will be in for years of misery as she makes your life a living hell :D :D :D
LOL, after just reading the first bit of that I was about to post something along the lines of Leon'll be along soon saying "OI, I'm the only gay in the village"
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