Where to purchase suits?

[JYT]

Mr Takagi is new to UK. He wishes to purchase fine tailored business suit as befits man of his calibre. He has heard tell of one such emporium, of John Phillips, in London.

Could fine gentlemen comment on suitability of Phillips-san for dressing Mr Takagi's fine frame?

[Maximillion]

Emporium isth justh soooo 92!

[AshT_200]

Hmm Someone has been watching Die Hard again

[TomM]

Just like f*ckin' Siagon, hey slick? :)

[dan]

Pound Stretcher?
buy one get one free :D

[andyf]

Hamleys

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

As Takagi San is obviously a complete Geisha Girl, Shinzo San lecommends Takagi visit leputable esrabrishments as Dolothy Perkins or Raura Ashrey.

[AshT_200]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>As Takagi San is obviously a complete Geisha Girl, Shinzo San lecommends Takagi visit leputable esrabrishments as Dolothy Perkins or Raura Ashrey.</STRONG>

Don't you mean obviousry?

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Originally posted by antmcp:
<STRONG>

Don't you mean obviousry?</STRONG>

Hah!

Fink you funny San, huh?

Hiroshi Shinzo take this as insult to honour!

This must be settled in the tlue way of the wallior code.....

Shinzo take you all on! One at a time, or all at once, it make no diffelence to Shinzo San.

Hiroshi show that he as hard as nails


Your going home in amburance!!!

[ 07-03-2002: Message edited by: Hiroshi Shinzo ]

[dan]

Do ya actually own a Nissan 200sx?

Or ya just a bored Samurai Ninja thingy? :eek:

[Dunk]

On viewing the other Oriental slagging match post, I think he owns a 1348bhp Suzuki Wagon-R

Has a thing about Datsuns by all accounts....

[JYT]

1. Datsun is quality car; Takagi's 1514 bhp Nissan Skyline will go say fast bye-bye to all challengers.

2. Shinzo had better watch mouth, 'fore Triads pickle tongue with Soy Sauce and feed to him with noodle. Takagi is no geisha; Takagi has Mrs Takagi who is (large but definitely) flemale. Mrs Takagi not shop Dolothy Perkin; they clothes too small.

3. Takagi has heard rumour of John Philips suit emporium, London. Takagi heard rumour that Arafat-san buys suits there. Takagi run mile now; does not want suit make him look like dusty army man.

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Originally posted by Joseph Yoshinoble Takagi:
2. Shinzo had better watch mouth, 'fore Triads pickle tongue with Soy Sauce and feed to him with noodle. Takagi is no geisha; Takagi has Mrs Takagi who is (large but definitely) flemale. Mrs Takagi not shop Dolothy Perkin; they clothes too small.

[/QB]

Shinzo better watch mouth huh? Takagi fink he good fliend with tliads eh?

Shinzo leckon Takagi make thleats with no means to cally them thlough!

And as these lound eyes are so fond of saying: "You and whose army?"

[Danielsan]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>

Shinzo better watch mouth huh? Takagi fink he good fliend with tliads eh?

Shinzo leckon Takagi make thleats with no means to cally them thlough!

And as these lound eyes are so fond of saying: "You and whose army?"</STRONG>

Shinzo,

I will allow you to regain your honour.
I challenge you to a fight to the death, where I will stun you with the crane kick. I will then batter you over the head with my okinawan drum before garotting you with the trunk of a bonsai.

Banzai.

[JYT]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>Shinzo better watch mouth huh? Takagi fink he good fliend with tliads eh?

Shinzo leckon Takagi make thleats with no means to cally them thlough!

And as these lound eyes are so fond of saying: "You and whose army?"</STRONG>

Hiroshi Shinzo had better watch back now. Takagi not make empty threat. Takagi not have carry thlough threat - Triads videotape Shinzo with large pain and post on fluckin internet! You gloing hone in a flucking amburance, my son-san!

Also, Mrs Takagi leady for your antics - she say "tly it little man" and she show what big lady capable of!

[Mr Miyagi]

Originally posted by Danielsan:
<STRONG>

Shinzo,

I will allow you to regain your honour.
I challenge you to a fight to the death, where I will stun you with the crane kick. I will then batter you over the head with my okinawan drum before garotting you with the trunk of a bonsai.

Banzai.</STRONG>

Danielsan,

No Fighting. Miyagido karate for defence only. We leaving now.

[Hans Gruber]

Originally posted by Joseph Yoshinoble Takagi:
<STRONG>

Hiroshi Shinzo had better watch back now. Takagi not make empty threat. Takagi not have carry thlough threat - Triads videotape Shinzo with large pain and post on fluckin internet! You gloing hone in a flucking amburance, my son-san!

Also, Mrs Takagi leady for your antics - she say "tly it little man" and she show what big lady capable of!</STRONG>

Mr Takagi, Mr Joseph Yoshinoble Takagi, MBA Harvard.

I am going to count to three, there will not be a four.

Mr Takagi did not understand this and will therefore not be joining us for the rest of his life.

Nice Suits - John Phillips London. I have two myself

[ 08-03-2002: Message edited by: Hans Gruber ]

[Rock Star]

Touching, cowboy, touching. Or should I call you Mister McClane? Mister officer John McClane on the NYPD

[TomM]

And so it continues... :) And you wonder why we've suddenly got 900 members :rolleyes:

Hans:
After all your posturing, all your speeches - you're nothing but a common thief.

[Hans Gruber]

Originally posted by Tombs:
<STRONG>And so it continues... :) And you wonder why we've suddenly got 900 members :rolleyes:

Hans:
After all your posturing, all your speeches - you're nothing but a common thief.</STRONG>

I am an exceptional thief.

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Oh you leckon eh?

Shinzo San leady for you glate Geisha's any day of the week

Shinzo have velly big fliends to watch back

Men you may know.....

Loderick and Loger, the Rambeth Stlanglers.

Now you quake in boots!

Danielsan - you nothing but stupid Yankee Pig Dog, with stupid bouffant hair and suspect tlacksuit bottoms - Myagi-San, he teach you how to crean cars, which make you Varet!

TORA!
TORA!
TORA!

[TomM]

Originally posted by Hans Gruber:
<STRONG>I am an exceptional thief.</STRONG>

And haven't I heard tell that you're moving up to kidnapping? If so, I'd better be a bit more polite :D

[Danielsan]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>Oh you leckon eh?

Shinzo San leady for you glate Geisha's any day of the week

Shinzo have velly big fliends to watch back

Men you may know.....

Loderick and Loger, the Rambeth Stlanglers.

Now you quake in boots!

Danielsan - you nothing but stupid Yankee Pig Dog, with stupid bouffant hair and suspect tlacksuit bottoms - Myagi-San, he teach you how to crean cars, which make you Varet!

TORA!
TORA!
TORA!</STRONG>

You're not talking right. Mr Miyagi showed me how to talk right. And I can break ice also. You plick.

[Mr Miyagi]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>Oh you leckon eh?

Shinzo San leady for you glate Geisha's any day of the week

Shinzo have velly big fliends to watch back

Men you may know.....

Loderick and Loger, the Rambeth Stlanglers.

Now you quake in boots!

Danielsan - you nothing but stupid Yankee Pig Dog, with stupid bouffant hair and suspect tlacksuit bottoms - Myagi-San, he teach you how to crean cars, which make you Varet!

TORA!
TORA!
TORA!</STRONG>

Miyagi have creaner cars than shinzo.

Shinzo no crean cars light. Wax on, Wax off. Shinzo have clappy Vauxhall Agira leprica. Suzuki Wagon L clappy hatchback.

Miyagi take shinzo any time. Hai.

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Ahh-so

Miyagi seen advert on terevision for 'Levels' chocorates? He the inspilation for useress contender who know not the diffelence between toffee and peanut.

But, Hiroshi Shinzo tlue samulai-kung-fu-kalate-twai-kwan-do-ju-jitsu-tenchu-tekken-master wallior......

And because of these unique atlibutes, Shinzo-San exhibits the sign of total fighting power....

YES

HIROSHI SHINZO TALK OUT OF SYNC.....

[Mr Miyagi]

Originally posted by Hiroshi Shinzo:
<STRONG>Ahh-so

Miyagi seen advert on terevision for 'Levels' chocorates? He the inspilation for useress contender who know not the diffelence between toffee and peanut.

But, Hiroshi Shinzo tlue samulai-kung-fu-kalate-twai-kwan-do-ju-jitsu-tenchu-tekken-master wallior......

And because of these unique atlibutes, Shinzo-San exhibits the sign of total fighting power....

YES

HIROSHI SHINZO TALK OUT OF SYNC.....</STRONG>

I raugh at your abirities. Okinawan Karate tlue fighting techique. Miyagi give Shinzo-san dishonourable death. Hai

[JYT]

Why all talk of martial arts? When Mr Takagi have problem, he get Tliads to kick some 'melican ass with UZI 9mm or AK47. When you absorutely positivery gotta kill evely motherflucker inna room, accept no slubstitute.

Danielsan & Miyagi not stand much of chance against Takagi's Tliads walliors anyways. Chow Yun Fat-san ran away when he met them like big girl blouse he is.

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Takagi-San

Hiroshi tire of such banter now.

A meeting of load walliors must be set!

1348bhp Suzuki Wagon-R is leady and laiting for Datsun Chelly Skyrine of Takagi.

[JYT]

Shinzo-san find his Suzuki sclabble wagon not sclabble much longa after Takagi's Tliads mod it with 3 kilo Gerignite in boot and detonator link to his fasta pedal...

[Hiroshi Shinzo]

Even with sclabbry nonsense Wagon-R in mirrion pieces, Shinzo-San confident at Bashu, as Takagi Datsun plobabry lust to bits on the start rine.

[Dunk]

So whats happened to all this lot then?

[Dunk]

Bump....

Cos it made me laugh, and Mr Akitomo is on top of the charts again....