Best torture music

[vinny_vice]

A program last night on Kylie said that Central American rebels kidnapped people and made them crack by playing "I should be so lucky" on constant repeat, 24 hours a day.

I think there must be more effective songs and so for the last hour I have been wearing headphones listening to:

"Be My Boogie Woogie Baby"
on permannent repeat on Winamp. This track will be well known to anyone over 25 as the theme tune to Kickstart (the motorbike thing).

I'm quite enjoying it still. Perhaps not that effective as torture :no:

[Infinity]

Barbie Girl by Aqua, if that didn't make you crack then nothing would :no:

Jut

[Jonny]

It's a swedish guy at works last day today - we are torturing him with Abba Gold :)

[JonnyBoy]

Any scooter or DJ Casper

[Infinity]

Hmm.. actually it could be Saturday Night by Whigfield...

Jut

[Sibbers]

agadoo?

[vinny_vice]

Yes, these songs are all annoying, but what would be the best song to destroy a person's resolve and will to carry on?

Kickstart is really starting to grate now.

[vinny_vice]

If anyone wants kickstart MP3 just say...

[Cube]

just get your local chav's to ride around outside all their music seem's to be soul destroying, plus they could blind the targets with their "blinging neons." :thumbs:

[seb]

i like most of the tunes mentioned so far :o - I don't think they're "good" music, but they're catchy :)

PS the "embarrassed" smiley sucks ass on this forum.

[GrahamB]

Anything by Cliff Richard :hurl:

[Cube]

Anything by Cliff Richard :hurl:

I think we have a winner! :notworthy :notworthy

[JonnyBoy]

PS the "embarrassed" smiley sucks ass on this forum.

Surely you mean the blow up doll smiley? :D

[Dave_S]

Anyone seen "Spun" ???

At one point a woman is left tied to the bed and gagged and he puts some metal on REALLY loud but the CD skips .... for about 3 days :eek:

Dave

[Papa Lazarou]

Happy hardcore :mad:

[manic_mechanic]

Hmm.. actually it could be Saturday Night by Whigfield...

Jut

Totally agree (mind you I quite like Scooter, in a cheesy way)

"respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"

[Deacon]

the cartoons - witch dr

ATGGHGHRGHH! :wack:


me and Martin T tryed it


http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=60471&highlight=doctor

[200sxer]

Killing me softly :wack:

[Bayside Blue]

badger badger badger (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com) try listening to the for more than 6 loops! :thumbs:

Have at you!! :D

[Jon]

he puts some metal on REALLY loud but the CD skips .... for about 3 days :eek:



Happy hardcore :mad:

Spot the difference :)

[Jezz_S13]

Celine Dion

[Jon]

Celine Dion

Ooh,good call.



Or Dolly/Whitney, I wil always love you.

[Minky]

The ones that would destroy my resolve and will to carry on would be
anything by the streets (banality in the extreme, I'm afraid)

anything by The Darkness having to listen to Justin 'I need a good slapping' Hawkins' godawful warbling (even worse than Celine I think) for longer than a few minutes would turn me into a window licker.

:wack:

[John Bennett]

Nickelback or any other crushingly earnest 'nu-metal' from bands with a purposely mis-spelt name would force me to swallow my tongue (seeing as my hands would be tied).

(flame suit on :D ).

For general population irritation, 'Doop' would probably do it.

[docwra]

Sorry about this lads, but I have to say it ......................






No Way No Way by Vanilla, complete with video

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[simonas]

For general population irritation, 'Doop' would probably do it.

I painted a house external walls a good few years ago and there was a school summer fair behind with that song on non stop all day. Definately the worst day of my life cos of that song

[John Bennett]

I painted a house external walls a good few years ago and there was a school summer fair behind with that song on non stop all day. Definately the worst day of my life cos of that song
:D .

Saturday Night by Whigfield kept me awake every night when I went to Lloret del Mar as a young teenager with my parents. It was on pretty much non-stop till 4 in the morning in a disco by our hotel :annoyed: . Then after the holiday, thinking I'd escaped it, it suddenly became number one when I got back home :annoyed: :annoyed:

[amnesia]

How about..

Mr Blobby
Cotton-Eye-Joe
There's No Limit
Crazy Horses (woooo wooooo)
Ace of Spades
Anything by Sinead O'Connor (suicide music !)
1,2,3,4 (woo hoo, woo hoo hoo - carling advert at the moment)

there are so many that would do my head in after 30 mins...

[simonas]

How about..

Mr Blobby
Cotton-Eye-Joe
There's No Limit
Crazy Horses (woooo wooooo)
Ace of Spades
Anything by Sinead O'Connor (suicide music !)
1,2,3,4 (woo hoo, woo hoo hoo - carling advert at the moment)

there are so many that would do my head in after 30 mins...

imagine a cd of all the above!!!!

[honest_jim]

The ones that would destroy my resolve and will to carry on would be
anything by the streets (banality in the extreme, I'm afraid)

:nod:

[vx220]

i used to give an ex-girlfriend nightmares by playing cradle of filth very quietly as an early morning wake up. used to set hifi alarm function for about 05:30, on a very low level. :)

she'd wake up screaming after about 10 minutes! :D

[Wak]

Sorry about this lads, but I have to say it ......................






No Way No Way by Vanilla, complete with video

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

There's your winner right there :nod:


The Americans did it with AC/DC - reckon they could have done with one or two people from here advising them, they may have got the job finished more quickly.
http://www.crabsodyinblue.com/acdcnoriega.htm

[Minky]

i used to give an ex-girlfriend nightmares by playing cradle of filth very quietly as an early morning wake up. used to set hifi alarm function for about 05:30, on a very low level. :)

she'd wake up screaming after about 10 minutes! :D

You sick, twisted individual.
V funny tho'
:D :D :D

[dunc]

No Way No Way by Vanilla, complete with video


:indiff:

[Draven]

i used to give an ex-girlfriend nightmares by playing cradle of filth very quietly as an early morning wake up. used to set hifi alarm function for about 05:30, on a very low level. :)

she'd wake up screaming after about 10 minutes! :D

pah i used to have queen of winter throned from vempire as my normal wake up alarm music

used to set me up well for the day that did, especially helped after about 3 hours sleep after a huge quake 2 session

[mattygti-r]

no limts by 2unlimted? full pelt lol :thumbs: or MC hammer theres only so much u can take and its very very little....imagine over 48hrs....

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERES NO LIMITS!!!!!!! TECHO TECHNO TECHNO interspliced with "STOP"!!!!! HAMMER TIME!!!!

[cherry1809]

How about..

Mr Blobby
Cotton-Eye-Joe
There's No Limit
Crazy Horses (woooo wooooo)
Ace of Spades
Anything by Sinead O'Connor (suicide music !)
1,2,3,4 (woo hoo, woo hoo hoo - carling advert at the moment)

there are so many that would do my head in after 30 mins...

What the hells wrong with 'Ace of spades'?
Anything by 'The Darkness' needs to be there tho....
Also have a dislike of bloody Elvis bloody presley :mad:
Can i include 24hrs a day of Big brother :rolleyes: :down:

[Aitch]

Can i include 24hrs a day of Big brother :rolleyes: :down:
No, you can't. You could have the theme tune to Big Brother though because the torture of thinking about what was about to follow would be one of the worst kind.

Ooh, gotta go, Victor looks like he is about to kick off again with the seal clapping one...

[cherry1809]

Ooh, gotta go, Victor looks like he is about to kick off again with the seal clapping one...
BWAHAHAHA :D :thumbs:
I have a mate at work who fancied Nadia....found out(? As if you couldn't tell) she was a bloke....sort of....and then said he would anyway :D :D
This coming from someone who was turned down sex by his wife,then asked if he could self abuse himself,over her while she slept....I have to work with these people :wack: :wack:

[Aitch]

BWAHAHAHA :D :thumbs:
I have a mate at work who fancied Nadia....found out(? As if you couldn't tell) she was a bloke....sort of....and then said he would anyway :D :D
:eek: How did he not know - Nadia is the butchest one in there! :eek:

[Papa Lazarou]

This coming from someone who was turned down sex by his wife,then asked if he could self abuse himself,over her while she slept....I have to work with these people :wack: :wack:

Why did he bother asking.. She'd have been asleep :wack:

[Aitch]

Why did he bother asking.. She'd have been asleep :wack:
Why did he bother with self abuse - if he was gentle he needn't have woken her :wack: :D

[cherry1809]

She's already caught him out once.He'd 'used' the bathroom,she advised him later,that if he did that in the bathroom,he should clean it off the walls :hurl: