Parking rage!

[hames_jet]

Well I know some people get road rage well I have parking rage. Nearly every time I park my car it gets scratched, bumped etc by some dumb a55 mother feckers, that are either too stupid to know how to park/drive etc or just feel like bumping my car. I have even resorted to parking really close to cars where I know the drivers and that they are not moving for some time, leaving plenty of room for other motorists to park, or using two spaces to avoid this.
Another visit to get the car painted again!
If I ever catch one of these ****s I am going to cutt off their legs, make them lick my car clean and eat there car.

[ 23-02-2002: Message edited by: hames_jet ]

[Kenny_s13]

I can relate to that totally, whilst sitting in my car one lunch time some woman cracked my mirror as she drove past, looked over as she did it , waved and carried on!! and then that was followed by a bloke in a montego who reversed into my rear bumper, and when i got out he wouldn't open his window , and just stared straight ahead whilst ignoring my reasoned plea for him to exit his vehicle. ( he had caused no damage but he could have at least apologised, the coward.) he sat in the car for an hour until I finished me lunch and left then he hurridly drove off. fair makes the blood boil!! :mad: :D

[jibber]

if you cut his legs off he wont be able to reach the roof,bonnet or boot. best just to cut off his ******** and stick one up each nostril, then he will have to open his mouth at which time you can pluck out all his fillings to expose all those bare nerves.then when he starts to vomit coz of the pain you stick an apple in his mouth held in with the smelliest sock you can find, when hes choking on puke you can kick him in the kidneys, that should relieve you of any pent up agression :eek:

[Jacko]

Totally sympathising aswell, I tend to park way out of the way and not next to anyone else. But what else really F**ks me off is Trolley dents :mad: :mad:
Have got a "beauty" right in the middle of me offside door. I Bast**d hate trolleys !!

Andy

[hames_jet]

Originally posted by jibber:
<STRONG>if you cut his legs off he wont be able to reach the roof,bonnet or boot. best just to cut off his ******** and stick one up each nostril, then he will have to open his mouth at which time you can pluck out all his fillings to expose all those bare nerves.then when he starts to vomit coz of the pain you stick an apple in his mouth held in with the smelliest sock you can find, when hes choking on puke you can kick him in the kidneys, that should relieve you of any pent up agression :eek:</STRONG>

I was thinking about something as sadistic as that, you obviously had similar problems. I am tempted to buy a beaten up sierra 4 x 4 stick some bull bars on it and give these folk a taste of their own medicine. :)