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[The_Boy_Mac]

Okay, no-one wanted to play yesterday on the chocolate quiz or sweets thread but maybe this might be better (so i get bored at work a lot!)

Whats your worst advert that on telly now or recently.

Mine is that car advert with the kid that says "Zoom Zoom" and then they feature the crap song all the way through. Is it for Toyota maybe??

Whats worse is that you think you have actually survived it for at least a while and what happens, the very next advert its on again yet slightly shorter and advertising a different model - aaaarggggh

[Nick_Walczak]

Yeah, that's cringe worthy innit?

What about all the Peugeot ads with the trendy breathless couples who are so wild and trendy but *gasp* they're married. :rolleyes:

[The_Boy_Mac]

Yeah the peugeot ones are usually shocking too but i must admit i did find the one for the 206 quite amusing, the one where the nurse puts the heart monitors on him and his heartbeat goes up and she thinks its cos of her but really its cos he has just seen a 206

[David_S14]

That Fiat Stilo advert where they all get in the car and start trying to get a tune out of the windows/seats/sunroof etc.
If people got in my car and started to do that they'd get a slap :)

[Spooky]

Originally posted by The_Boy_Mac:
<STRONG>Mine is that car advert with the kid that says "Zoom Zoom" and then they feature the crap song all the way through. Is it for Toyota maybe??</STRONG>

Mazda - Zoom Zoom. :D :D :D :p

[beavertron]

Originally posted by David_S14:
<STRONG>That Fiat Stilo advert where they all get in the car and start trying to get a tune out of the windows/seats/sunroof etc.
If people got in my car and started to do that they'd get a slap :)</STRONG>

yeh whats that all about?

But the worst`s gotta be - FYBOGEL - nuff said. :o

[turbo pete]

That awful advert for a bank where they have a bloke singing a famous song with differnt words and kissing a fish and flying a goose. Needs banning.

Turbo pete

[jibber]

weve got a bloke at work, really wierd annoying type of bloke, we call him fybogel, pronounced differently to the telly add, it comes out like fibogal, coz hes enough to make you want to ****!

[morgaine]

DEFINITELY Fybogel - it's just the way the girl says Ooh! when her mum starts talking about constipation ... conjures up horrible pictures. And it's really far more information than you would want from your mum

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by David_S14:
<STRONG>That Fiat Stilo advert where they all get in the car and start trying to get a tune out of the windows/seats/sunroof etc.
If people got in my car and started to do that they'd get a slap :)</STRONG>
I agree, I was realy hopeing to see her try and start the car only to find the battery was flat because a load of trendy puffs couldnt stop themselves pushing buttons and acting like a bunch of tarts. they should have there fingers broken so they cant do it again

[Chris_Lacey]

The w*nky actimel advert with the little girl doing ballet poses and talking to bio mush.. makes me want to buy an AK and use her for target practice...

[JB]

Originally posted by David_S14:
<STRONG>That Fiat Stilo advert where they all get in the car and start trying to get a tune out of the windows/seats/sunroof etc.
If people got in my car and started to do that they'd get a slap :)</STRONG>

Of course in the real world of Fiat ownership, the windows would have jammed, the sunroof stuck open in a shower, the lights and indicators come on and off intermittently and one or other of the circuits would have shorted, causing a fire which totalled the wretched thing. Ugh, horrible little VW Golf wannabe :mad:

I also hate the "protection, whitening, whitening protection ad. Makes me want to set light to a few supermarkets :mad: :D

[JB]

Oh and the Renault Scenic ad as well :D

[docwra]

too many to list, but:
The Brita filter ads. He should grab that bird, wrench her slacks round her ankles and rattle the fack out of her over that poncy workbench theyve got in the kitchen :D
Any ad with Michaela Owen in it. He is the only person in existance immune to schizophrenia - you need one personality to start with Mike. :D
I agree with whoever pointed out that prat from Halifax - that ad is shyte. Id like to be near the blokes bank though, so I can go in and clout him one. :D

I will say though, that any Ford, jaguar, co-op or Dyson ads are great. Coz we did em!! :D :D :p

Most ads with attractive young housewives I will tend to hate for reason 1 above as well :)

[Chris_Lacey]

I like the protection/whitening add, my Gf and I did it when buying condoms, except it was "Protection / Pleasure", and funnily enough not one shop assistant offered to help us decide.. heh heh

[Clong]

Originally posted by docwra:
<STRONG>too many to list, but:
The Brita filter ads. He should grab that bird, wrench her slacks round her ankles and rattle the fack out of her over that poncy workbench theyve got in the kitchen :D
:)</STRONG>

Subtle, m8 real subtle :D

[Richy_Boy]

HA HAHA H AH HAH!! :D Quality! ;)

[geoff_s14]

What about the one where that dork can't tell the difference between a tampon and a sweet! Is this a product pitched exclusively at women who date sexually naive retards?

[DJFish]

Adverts wot I hate the most,

Chewey Worther's Originals, for paedophiles with no teeth left. :mad:

Anything remotely to do with sanitary protection. :confused:

Anything to do with kids taking a dump! Including the 8' tall naked kid on the 'gary glitter' pasted on the back of local busses! Un-frickin-neccessary! :mad:

Sainsbury's ad's with rubber faced mokney monkey and his fugley wife, and his granny, and his brother, and anyone remotely connected to his family rubber tree. :rolleyes:

Tora Hird on a feckin stair lift, they should let jezz re program the ECU chip so it shoots her into fekin orbit. :D

Dave