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Deacon
08-06-2004, 14:29
"Betty was born with no arms or legs. He loving parents knowing that she would miss out on so much in life tried to make up for it by giving her everything they could afford. Betty triumphed through life and grew into a beautiful young women despite her disabilities. On her 21st Birthday, her parents asked her what she wanted. "you can have anything you want Betty, anything..."

Betty thought for a minute and replied "I'd like to be taken to a deserted beach and left naked watching the sunset while the waves lap at my body". A bit surprised her parents eventually agreed...

They took Betty to a beautifull beach and undressed her before walking off and leaving her to watch the sunset. Betty had been on the beach for 10 mintues when a tramp came along. He stopped niext to Betty and stared at her. "Hello sir" said Betty, "Hello darling" replied the tramp...you're gorgeous!...

"Why thank you sir" said Betty. The tramp looked her up and down, "you've got such tight, firm skin"

"why thankyou kind sir" replied Betty..."and your eye's are sparkling like diamonds"...again, betty thanked him for his kind words....the tramp looked at her breasts and the rest of her body..."You look very, VERY fit"...said the tramp...

Embarassed Betty replied "Thankyou, I am"..."You'd better be..." replied the tramp "...the tides coming in"!!!


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