JohnD76
17-01-2002, 16:19
Going Clubbing?
>
> The following are actual ads placed in the Personal section of the
> Ministry
> of Sound magazine (UK clubbing/Lifestyle mag):
>
> ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent
> graduate and into politics? Then **** off. I want a ****-thick 16 year old
> bird with no opinions and massive tits. Reply to box xxxx
>
> WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to
> left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy
> curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was
> hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok
> now. Reply to xxxx
>
> ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this
> weekend.. Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while
> you're out because we're thieving scally bastards.
>
> IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street
> area of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago sounds,
> please turn your stereo down because some of us are ****ing trying to get
> some sleep.
>
> ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt
> who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any
> form of birth control? Please write to me. I'd love to hear from you.
> Just
> to see how you are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about.
> Really. It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's
> it.. A party. Reply xxxx
>
> WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
>
> WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric,
> smiling weakly and smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake? Because
> if you look at my tits one more time, I am going to glass you.
>
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John
Modded Damson S14a
>
> The following are actual ads placed in the Personal section of the
> Ministry
> of Sound magazine (UK clubbing/Lifestyle mag):
>
> ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent
> graduate and into politics? Then **** off. I want a ****-thick 16 year old
> bird with no opinions and massive tits. Reply to box xxxx
>
> WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to
> left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy
> curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was
> hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok
> now. Reply to xxxx
>
> ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this
> weekend.. Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while
> you're out because we're thieving scally bastards.
>
> IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street
> area of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago sounds,
> please turn your stereo down because some of us are ****ing trying to get
> some sleep.
>
> ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt
> who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any
> form of birth control? Please write to me. I'd love to hear from you.
> Just
> to see how you are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about.
> Really. It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's
> it.. A party. Reply xxxx
>
> WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
>
> WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric,
> smiling weakly and smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake? Because
> if you look at my tits one more time, I am going to glass you.
>
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John
Modded Damson S14a