AshT_200
03-01-2002, 15:09
A man and his wife are driving along a stretch of highway in Nevada.
They've been travelling for an hour and the woman says to her husband. "I'm hot, can't you do something? Wind the Air conditioning up!"
"It's already on full, I can't make it colder.." He replies, "Why don't you just take you clothes off."
"Someone might see." She says.
"Out here? No one will see."
So the woman takes her clothes off and sits there in the car completely naked. The man can't take his eyes off of his wife and promptly slams the car into a telegraph pole. The car spins round rolls and finally ends up off the road on it's roof.
"I'm trapped," the man says to his wife, "You'll have to get help. There's a garage not far away."
"Like this?" She replies, "I'm not wearing any clothes."
The man answers, " One of my shoes has come off, cover yourself with that."
So the woman grabs the shoe and runs off up the road with it covering her crotch. She finally arrives at the garage and shouts out to the mechanics who are ogling her near naked body apart from the shoe covering her crotch. "Please, you've got to help me. My husband is stuck."
To which one mechanic replies. "He looks more than stuck, he looks like he's all the way in."
[This message has been edited by antmcp (edited 03-01-2002).]
They've been travelling for an hour and the woman says to her husband. "I'm hot, can't you do something? Wind the Air conditioning up!"
"It's already on full, I can't make it colder.." He replies, "Why don't you just take you clothes off."
"Someone might see." She says.
"Out here? No one will see."
So the woman takes her clothes off and sits there in the car completely naked. The man can't take his eyes off of his wife and promptly slams the car into a telegraph pole. The car spins round rolls and finally ends up off the road on it's roof.
"I'm trapped," the man says to his wife, "You'll have to get help. There's a garage not far away."
"Like this?" She replies, "I'm not wearing any clothes."
The man answers, " One of my shoes has come off, cover yourself with that."
So the woman grabs the shoe and runs off up the road with it covering her crotch. She finally arrives at the garage and shouts out to the mechanics who are ogling her near naked body apart from the shoe covering her crotch. "Please, you've got to help me. My husband is stuck."
To which one mechanic replies. "He looks more than stuck, he looks like he's all the way in."
[This message has been edited by antmcp (edited 03-01-2002).]