Scottie
11-12-2001, 09:42
Alex Ferguson is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman
bursts in through the door demanding money.
Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but is knocked over.
As he falls to the floor he knocks his head on the counter and slumps
out cold on the floor and the robber runs off.
One of the cashiers goes over to Alex and tries to revive him by fanning
him with some leaflets - he comes round and
looks bewildered. His first words are "where am I?" and the cashier
replies, "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide."
Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?
bursts in through the door demanding money.
Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but is knocked over.
As he falls to the floor he knocks his head on the counter and slumps
out cold on the floor and the robber runs off.
One of the cashiers goes over to Alex and tries to revive him by fanning
him with some leaflets - he comes round and
looks bewildered. His first words are "where am I?" and the cashier
replies, "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide."
Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?