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Rude Dog
27-05-2004, 22:46
Dont know if any of you remember my bored in Somerfields thread where I filled up a trolley with food and then just wandered off and went home post but I had another one of those moments earlier this evening at Mcdonalds drive through :rolleyes:
Me drives up to window "Can I Mchave two Mcchildrens Mcnuggetts Mcmeals with Mcfries and two Mcstrawberry Mcmilkshakes and a Mccheesburger Mcplease" :D
Me hands over money "Mcthanks Mcmate" :thumbs: :D
Anyone else have these mad Mcmoments or is it just Mcme who bumbles through life taking the piss at every given opportunity :D
trips to mcdonalds are great for winding up all the johnny no star's :D
good way is to go thru drive thru and demand a cup of water, they are obliged to give u this free, and ask them for a smile and remind them that "smiles are free" :D
trips to mcdonalds are great for winding up all the johnny no star's :D
good way is to go thru drive thru and demand a cup of water, they are obliged to give u this free, and ask them for a smile and remind them that "smiles are free" :D
So are blowjobs (in the main) but I wouldn't go up to the drive through and demand one of those.
Unless it was a McBlowjob. That's different :nod:
trips to mcdonalds are great for winding up all the johnny no star's :D
good way is to go thru drive thru and demand a cup of water, they are obliged to give u this free, and ask them for a smile and remind them that "smiles are free" :D
ROTFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D
So are blowjobs (in the main) but I wouldn't go up to the drive through and demand one of those.
Unless it was a McBlowjob. That's different :nod:
i do believe i have tried that before :o but it was ok because i had my mate with me pretending to be a car at the time. wouldn't serve us tho, funny that :wack:
I once reversed through a drive though in a left hand drive alfa :wack: . The look on the face of the person serving was most amusing :D
i do believe i have tried that before :o but it was ok because i had my mate with me pretending to be a car at the time. wouldn't serve us tho, funny that :wack:
who was riding shotgun?
i was a little...erm.....inebriated so remembering that much is a bit of a struggle. i do however remember my mate made a crap windscreen :nod:
LMAO I wanna go thru backwards in a LHD car now :D:D
Rude Dog
27-05-2004, 23:07
Shouldnt have posted this thread as its giving me far to many bad thoughts :D
My favourite trick in a supermarket was to fill a trolley full of booze and just one packet of nappies - when I get to the checkout I make out I haven't got enough money to pay for it all and ask them to put the nappies back - the baby can do without. They aren't to know I'm not really a parent and it garners such disapproving looks. :D
haha that's tremendous :D
i usually don't have the bottle to go for the piss takes when i'm sober, tho when i'm drunk i don't tend to think twice about walking through drive thru's etc. :D
Rude Dog
27-05-2004, 23:13
Before I went through the drive through :wack: I went into PC World and spent about 20 minutes makeing the sales guy give me a speech on all the differant graphics cards they had and all their plus and minus points and then asked if they just sold the graphics :D
"The cards not really necessary then is it mate? I really only need to buy the graphics, where are they stocked" :wack:
Confused was the best way to describe the spotty urchin.
Now who to wind up tomorrow in teh high street :D
MattyGee
27-05-2004, 23:13
My favourite trick in a supermarket was to fill a trolley full of booze and just one packet of nappies - when I get to the checkout I make out I haven't got enough money to pay for it all and ask them to put the nappies back - the baby can do without. They aren't to know I'm not really a parent and it garners such disapproving looks. :D
lol :notworthy
excellent one Aitch :D
My favourite trick in a supermarket was to fill a trolley full of booze and just one packet of nappies - when I get to the checkout I make out I haven't got enough money to pay for it all and ask them to put the nappies back - the baby can do without. They aren't to know I'm not really a parent and it garners such disapproving looks. :D
i really want to come shopping with you :nod: will you promise to take me one day? please?
i really want to come shopping with you :nod: will you promise to take me one day? please?
You'll have to join the queue. ;) I love shopping - more particularly taking the piss. The whole experience starts in the carpark when I abandon the car over 2-3 spaces. :D
You'll have to join the queue. ;) I love shopping - more particularly taking the piss. The whole experience starts in the carpark when I abandon the car over 2-3 spaces. :D
my record is just nudging into 4 spaces ;)
mattygti-r
27-05-2004, 23:25
lmao u nutters :wack:
i usally tell them i love them :)
i usally tell them i love them :)
I did that once too - she became a Mrs Aitch for 18 months. :wack:
Went through a McDonalds about a year ago with a mate.... when ordering I suddenly developed Tourettes in the passenger seat
"errr... can I have a Big" "COCK" "meal please"
Took 5 mins to do the order :D
i usally tell them i love them :)
tends to get dangerous when an ex works there very often :wack:
anybody ever tried the Wayne's World style order through the speaky thing?
"can i have a........meal with a large......with a.....order of....." :D
My mates boss has managed 8 with a van a trailer :D :wack:
my record is just nudging into 4 spaces ;)
My mates boss has managed 8 with a van a trailer :D :wack:
:notworthy :D
go to the drivethrough. window 1 place your order.
window 2 drive off.
gets them all out of sink. if you only order something cheap, then the next person "thinks" they are being undercharged and keeps quiet.
it's only when they get to the third window and collect the mcfurry that they complain.
i have never done this. ever.
hmmm, once walked into a chemist and asked for Headlice lotion, she asked me how many if was for, my reply:
"I don't know how many of the little ****ers there are, do I?"
had quite a large queue behind me in stitches
Buying wrapping paper - "Can you wrap that please" :wack:
I always used to enjoy picking up the store security in my younger days, then seeing if you could lose them. Other favourites include discussing which womens clothes would suit you with shop staff, buggy racing at debenhams baby department, hiding in rails of clothes making low moaning noises ........... :D
It all depends on how much you have had to drink really doesnt it :thumbs:
Mustdriveslower
28-05-2004, 09:41
Other favourites include <b>discussing which womens clothes would suit you</B> with shop staff, buggy racing at debenhams baby department, hiding in rails of clothes making low moaning noises ........... :D
It all depends on how much you have had to drink really doesnt it :thumbs:
please be joking!
only time i have been rude in McDonalds was when i asked for a Mcfcukme Sandwich
ive had 3 ppl making up a pretend car... i even winded down the window and couldn't reach so undid my seatbelt :D ppl in the car behind were dying of laughter :D
gaz.thomas
28-05-2004, 09:56
I must admit to having done the Mcbeforeeverything thing - but only after I asked for a chicken sandwich meal and Johnny no-stars pretended not to understand me because I didn't ask for a McChicken sandwich meal. Dozy cnut.
I did ask the lass in selfridges if the strappy manolos came in a size eleven :wack: but she realised I was joking and all ended well ;) :D
Gaz
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Mustdriveslower
28-05-2004, 10:11
haha love it.
Has anyone ever used a shopping trolley in the drive thru, with your mate making engine noises and u pretending to rev the throttle, we got chased out of the place, haha.
manic_mechanic
28-05-2004, 12:17
ive had 3 ppl making up a pretend car... i even winded down the window and couldn't reach so undid my seatbelt :D ppl in the car behind were dying of laughter :D
Classic!
When they were doing the bacon added to anythign for 20p thing my mate ordered a veggie burger and then asked for the added bacon.
That confused the guy behind the counter for a bit :wack: :thumbs:
Haven't been in a Muckdonalds for at least 18 years :indiff:
Of course now they've got nice middle class salads and nice middle class women I'll be down there all the time. :nod: :rolleyes:
but it was ok because i had my mate with me pretending to be a car at the time.
Fairly sure I've done this before too, complete with all the "bruummm brummmmm - peep peep" noises!
:o
Fairly sure I've done this before too, complete with all the "bruummm brummmmm - peep peep" noises!
:o
you have to remember the noises, otherwise they might not believe you ;)
anybody ever taked a McPiss in the McWash? :wack:
DaveyBoy
28-05-2004, 14:29
Ever gone in McDonalds for a McShit? This is when you go to the bog in Maccy D's without any intention of buying anything. If you're questioned, you say, I'll buy something once I've been to the loo. :)
you have to remember the noises, otherwise they might not believe you ;)
Yup, the imagineary handbrake is a must also :thumbs:
just last night me and my mate tried for 10mins to order a Mcsausage and egg Mcmuffin and a Mcbig Breakie!
wasn't having none of it,
:wack:
Yup, the imagineary handbrake is a must also :thumbs:
my foot slipped off my imaginary clutch and i imaginary stalled it :(
ooh another one - when you're actually ordering from the drive thru window instead of a speaker, "forget" to put your window down, and keep shouting "WHAT??" when you can't hear them :D
disco-tom
28-05-2004, 18:24
Damn it!! :annoyed:
I've never done anything like this stuff, tbh. And I cannae do it now as it'd only make me seem more insane than I already come across as.... :(
ah the use for a full lenth sunroof in the dolomite.... not only can you order on a face level with the maccys people...
its good for party broadcasts
sainsburys .....5 pm today...chris my mate stands up in his seat and i drive round the carpark beeping my horn .....while he bellowed out " VOTE MONSTER RAVING LOONEY!" :wack:
PulsatingStar
28-05-2004, 19:07
Ever gone in McDonalds for a McShit? This is when you go to the bog in Maccy D's without any intention of buying anything. If you're questioned, you say, I'll buy something once I've been to the loo. :)
And that makes it a McShit with Lies
ScoobyDoo
28-05-2004, 19:49
Ask for Macdonalds cola, they stopped selling that crap years ago :D
Martin T
28-05-2004, 20:35
Dont know if any of you remember my bored in Somerfields thread where I filled up a trolley with food and then just wandered off and went home post but I had another one of those moments earlier this evening at Mcdonalds drive through :rolleyes:
Me drives up to window "Can I Mchave two Mcchildrens Mcnuggetts Mcmeals with Mcfries and two Mcstrawberry Mcmilkshakes and a Mccheesburger Mcplease" :D
Me hands over money "Mcthanks Mcmate" :thumbs: :D
Anyone else have these mad Mcmoments or is it just Mcme who bumbles through life taking the piss at every given opportunity :D
Didn't you wonder how much Mcsperm you got free with that meal? :wack:
Rude Dog
29-05-2004, 15:41
I dont Mceat Mcrottens so I dont Mccare :D
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