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Dave H
23-01-2002, 21:01
Me? Carol Smilie mmmmmmmmmm http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Kev
23-01-2002, 22:21
My mate held the door open for smillie as she was coming out of a well known shop behind him.

Instead of saying thanx, she just growled at him.
Feminist cow!!

crazy_eddie
23-01-2002, 22:48
Carol V for me guys. She might be a bit old but she has :-

1) Brains (this could help in various Turbo Nissan issues)

2) She's oldish so baggs more mileage than Smiley, she's probably done more miles than my S13 http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif

3) She can get me a loan cheap as well http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif

Smiley really pisses me off these days with her MIS ads anyway.

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J595HAS
24-01-2002, 01:27
2 from the top and one up the bottom ! Id give that Voderman a Countdown Conundrum she'd never forget !

Dodger
24-01-2002, 05:39
Don't forget lads that Ms Smileeeeeeeeee has the advantage of a mouth big enough to park your car in, should you be without a garage.

Jezz_S13
24-01-2002, 08:57
Vorderman, no question!!
My alolescent dream boat, unfortunately she's not as hot since she split with her husband, she's trying to hard to look attractive, whereas before she just looked cute in a sexy kinda way.
MMmmm Carol. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

Given the chance though i still would of course.

Dunk
24-01-2002, 14:06
Mmmmmmm.........

Smilie: Big gob nice shape useful with sewing machine and general interior decorating kind a way.

Vodermann: Knocking on a bit, probably not so fussy now, Always banging on about lowering cholestorol, getting loans, conundrums etc etc.

Wouldn't say no way hose to either of em

Zenki
24-01-2002, 19:22
Vorderman, she is the epitomie? of beauty and brains. There has been no finer blend of the highly professional TV broadcaster mixed with intelligence and a quick wit!
BUT...If Vorderman were to come round my 'ouse and start to recite the three times table while me and the missus were watching Eastenders I'd say.......VORDERMAN! NO! I respect you ability to solve seemingly impossible algebraic equations with consummate ease and your knowledge of pythagoras' theorum has never been doubted BUT SHUT UP YOU B*TCH WE ARE WATCHING THE TELLY! (And I'd give 'er a slap!!!!)

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Dave H
24-01-2002, 20:28
Originally posted by BIG RED:
Vorderman, she is the epitomie? of beauty and brains. There has been no finer blend of the highly professional TV broadcaster mixed with intelligence and a quick wit!
BUT...If Vorderman were to come round my 'ouse and start to recite the three times table while me and the missus were watching Eastenders I'd say.......VORDERMAN! NO! I respect you ability to solve seemingly impossible algebraic equations with consummate ease and your knowledge of pythagoras' theorum has never been doubted BUT SHUT UP YOU B*TCH WE ARE WATCHING THE TELLY! (And I'd give 'er a slap!!!!)




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Just bought my 200sx today....yipeeeeee!

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Got a Corsa/Nova/Golf....(insert scrabblewagon here).....?
Then don't even bother. (er...when I get my 200, on sunday)

Hotrod

TomM
24-01-2002, 21:05
Carol Vordeman's not really that clever - loads of people could do the maths she does, especially if it was their job! She got a 3rd in her degree. Which isn't bad by itself (many of my friends... etc http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif ) but in someone held up as a national pinnacle of intelletual excellence? Don't think so.

The real hot momma on the tele (I reckon) is Hazel Irvine off Grandstand. She'd get it... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dodger
24-01-2002, 21:34
Let me throw another element into the Vorderman/Smileeeeee equation: Cat Deely. Spot-on natural TV presenter; very bright indeed; and has a thousand times more style than either of the two previously discussed older ladies.

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Andy Parker
24-01-2002, 22:19
Both at the same time.

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Dave H
24-01-2002, 22:26
Originally posted by Dodger:
Let me throw another element into the Vorderman/Smileeeeee equation: Cat Deely. Spot-on natural TV presenter; very bright indeed; and has a thousand times more style than either of the two previously discussed older ladies.

[This message has been edited by Dodger (edited 24-01-2002).]


Couldn't agree more, then there's Denise Van Outen.......and Kirsty Gallagher....ooer

Paul_S13
25-01-2002, 11:28
And that bird who does the weather on Sky News..... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif