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Me? Carol Smilie mmmmmmmmmm http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Got a Corsa/Nova/Golf....(insert scrabblewagon here).....?
Then don't even bother. (er...when I get my 200, on sunday)
Hotrod
My mate held the door open for smillie as she was coming out of a well known shop behind him.
Instead of saying thanx, she just growled at him.
Feminist cow!!
crazy_eddie
23-01-2002, 22:48
Carol V for me guys. She might be a bit old but she has :-
1) Brains (this could help in various Turbo Nissan issues)
2) She's oldish so baggs more mileage than Smiley, she's probably done more miles than my S13 http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
3) She can get me a loan cheap as well http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif
Smiley really pisses me off these days with her MIS ads anyway.
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2 from the top and one up the bottom ! Id give that Voderman a Countdown Conundrum she'd never forget !
Don't forget lads that Ms Smileeeeeeeeee has the advantage of a mouth big enough to park your car in, should you be without a garage.
Jezz_S13
24-01-2002, 08:57
Vorderman, no question!!
My alolescent dream boat, unfortunately she's not as hot since she split with her husband, she's trying to hard to look attractive, whereas before she just looked cute in a sexy kinda way.
MMmmm Carol. http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Given the chance though i still would of course.
Mmmmmmm.........
Smilie: Big gob nice shape useful with sewing machine and general interior decorating kind a way.
Vodermann: Knocking on a bit, probably not so fussy now, Always banging on about lowering cholestorol, getting loans, conundrums etc etc.
Wouldn't say no way hose to either of em
Vorderman, she is the epitomie? of beauty and brains. There has been no finer blend of the highly professional TV broadcaster mixed with intelligence and a quick wit!
BUT...If Vorderman were to come round my 'ouse and start to recite the three times table while me and the missus were watching Eastenders I'd say.......VORDERMAN! NO! I respect you ability to solve seemingly impossible algebraic equations with consummate ease and your knowledge of pythagoras' theorum has never been doubted BUT SHUT UP YOU B*TCH WE ARE WATCHING THE TELLY! (And I'd give 'er a slap!!!!)
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Originally posted by BIG RED:
Vorderman, she is the epitomie? of beauty and brains. There has been no finer blend of the highly professional TV broadcaster mixed with intelligence and a quick wit!
BUT...If Vorderman were to come round my 'ouse and start to recite the three times table while me and the missus were watching Eastenders I'd say.......VORDERMAN! NO! I respect you ability to solve seemingly impossible algebraic equations with consummate ease and your knowledge of pythagoras' theorum has never been doubted BUT SHUT UP YOU B*TCH WE ARE WATCHING THE TELLY! (And I'd give 'er a slap!!!!)
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Just bought my 200sx today....yipeeeeee!
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Got a Corsa/Nova/Golf....(insert scrabblewagon here).....?
Then don't even bother. (er...when I get my 200, on sunday)
Hotrod
Carol Vordeman's not really that clever - loads of people could do the maths she does, especially if it was their job! She got a 3rd in her degree. Which isn't bad by itself (many of my friends... etc http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif ) but in someone held up as a national pinnacle of intelletual excellence? Don't think so.
The real hot momma on the tele (I reckon) is Hazel Irvine off Grandstand. She'd get it... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
Let me throw another element into the Vorderman/Smileeeeee equation: Cat Deely. Spot-on natural TV presenter; very bright indeed; and has a thousand times more style than either of the two previously discussed older ladies.
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Andy Parker
24-01-2002, 22:19
Both at the same time.
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Originally posted by Dodger:
Let me throw another element into the Vorderman/Smileeeeee equation: Cat Deely. Spot-on natural TV presenter; very bright indeed; and has a thousand times more style than either of the two previously discussed older ladies.
[This message has been edited by Dodger (edited 24-01-2002).]
Couldn't agree more, then there's Denise Van Outen.......and Kirsty Gallagher....ooer
Paul_S13
25-01-2002, 11:28
And that bird who does the weather on Sky News..... http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif
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