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andyf

30-12-2001, 21:45

Hello, time for another observation!

Merrily drinking away here,
and just noticed when I take a piss while drunk, it seems to leave some kind of solid matter behind... It looks kinda like broken tissue almost! What is this ?? What gets shot out of the bowels!

bond_200

30-12-2001, 22:45

hahahaha!

Weirdest post I've seen in a while http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif
I can't say the same thing happens to me tho mate. Sorry I can't help with the problem.

andyf

30-12-2001, 22:48

-SORRY-
Think I found out what happened!
I flushed the loo and started to piss but I think some tissue from last person was still in there and my powerful man-jet of piss broke it up into fragments and thus caused undue alarm! Please delete thread http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif

Billy

30-12-2001, 23:38

So I don't have to suggest left over tummy wipe then.

Do I?

No.

Paul_S13

30-12-2001, 23:39

Bless his little cotton socks........damn pisshead http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

colin

31-12-2001, 00:09

Another top thread andyf

Keep em coming....

docwra

31-12-2001, 00:57

Ive just come in from a housewarming party and ILL DRINK YER UNDER THE BLEEDIN TABLE!!!
are you lookin at me bird OR WHAT??
Naaaah naaaah, Im kiddin yer bruva - youre like family to me you are http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

andyf

31-12-2001, 02:02

DOCWRA!

haha
dude I'd loose every single drinking competition, I get pissed so easily http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif
One pint of vodka/coke and I'm laughing away like a bastard...

That said I've gone thorugh about £20 of al Key hole tonight http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/frown.gif None left and feel like I'm sobering up!

andyf

31-12-2001, 02:04

That said I had a piss yesterday and it clouded the bowl something chronic, like mist! Explain that one!

JohnD76

31-12-2001, 10:55

Proabably your kidneys telling you to "Feck off" after getting pissed http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/biggrin.gif

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with a few Blitz appendages and other such gubbin's

Richy_Boy

31-12-2001, 17:04

LOL http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif ..Funny as F!

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Rich
Fed up with everyone having longer Sigs...
'91 Graphite Grey S13
Jap spec engine, T28, SAAB IC, Jez chip, ND DV,
ND adj. Actuator, Adj. Konis, 17" Alloys, ND springs,
Ecotek valve, K+N, Janspeed and 300zx calipers/discs, GRPA fuel pump, Greenstuff and NO LSD!! :(
Thinking 240bhp now..

J595HAS

01-01-2002, 03:11

Andyf, Brings to mind about 2 years ago on inpecting a turd I dropped, I thought s**t I have got worms. Anyway I didnt tell the missus till later that night after I had laid another egg with the same problem. Imagine the relief I had as she informed me I had ate a 3 pack of Bounty bars the night before, and imagine If I had went to the Doc the next day ? http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif. Birds are good for something even if it is keeping us pi**heads on the straight and narrow.

Zenki

01-01-2002, 03:29

This is all getting way too scary for me!!!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif Andyf, I am slightly concerned as to why you felt you needed to share that gem with us!! And now it has dropped to the level of J595HAS divulging the contents of his bowel movements with the board!!!! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/eek.gif
Anyhow I would like to wish all you crazy feckers a happy new year and a prosperous 2002!! I am,at this point, absolutely flying now due to vast quantities of vodka and champagne and so far I don't think I have made a spelling or grammatical error!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA. I love my car! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif and I love all of you too! http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/smile.gif (oh dear I think I should go to bed)

andyf

01-01-2002, 12:02

Look guys, PLEASE STOP !!
Just delete this thread, it was a bizarre observation and I posted before I thought http://300zx.co.uk/200sx/ubb/wink.gif

yeah J595, you nutter! Don't wanna hear about that!

Ahh I 'm getting really hungry and I gotta sit on pissing miserable public transport for half hour :|

ah well best get moving.. bye!!

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